Articles tagged with: Beverly Hills 90210
Gee, things on 90210 sure are hotting up - like last week, when that person did that thing to that person? Wow. OK, we admit it. We haven't watched any of 90210, and nobody else has either. But that's all about to change, because 90210's knight in shining armour is charging over the horizon to resurrect its ratings - that's right, Shannen Doherty is returning to the show! According to the woman herself, Shannen Doherty is set to appear in the 90210 season finale. Finally, someone with enough star power to hold down a supporting part in a 2007 made-for-TV Christmas movie. You're saved, 90210! Saved!
The new Beverly Hills 90210 started shooting this week, and we're so excited that we literally can't breathe - literally, it's quite uncomfortable.
Actually we're just pulling your leg. We're not excited at all. We're old enough to remember what Beverly Hills 90210 was like last time around - a pastel-shaded faux-aspirational thump through the lives of several guffawing non-entities who all thought they were at the exact centre of the universe because their chinos were quite expensive. It was dreadful.
But don't worry if you can't remember what the original Beverly Hills 90210 was like, because the new Beverly Hills 90210 looks set to be exactly the same. Even down to the cast members - as well as the inevitable role for Tori Spelling, Shannen Doherty is rumoured to appear as well. And maybe Jason Priestley, too, so long as he can get someone to cover his shifts holding up that Golf Sale sign.
Everyone loves Hilary Duff - they love that TV show she was in, whatever it was called, and all those songs of hers that nobody can remember. Yup, that Hilary Duff's a hot piece of property at the moment, or at least she would be if we could work out what the point of her was. You know what Hilary Duff would be great in? A creatively-bankrupt revisiting of a TV series that everyone stopped liking about 18 months into its 10-year run almost 20 years ago. What's that? There's a part going spare in the new Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off? Well that's certainly very fortunate for both Hilary Duff and Beverly Hills 90210. Not so much for us, though - we think Beverly Hills 90210 is going to be shit and that Hilary Duff's a wanker.
History has proved that Beverly Hills 90210 is the probably the worst TV show of all time. That's scientific fact.
However, Beverly Hills 90210 shouldn't get used to holding that title, because a show that looks set to be even lamer has been announced - a modern-day Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off.
That's right - the CW network is resurrecting Beverly Hills 90210, Frankenstein-style. However, the Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off doesn't have a cast or a writer yet - it only exists as an idea in the mind of a particularly evil television executive who we're hoping is quite tall. That way he'll be more likely to knock his head on a low ceiling beam and give himself some sweet sweet amnesia.
