All ready to wrap up our four-day-long look at the nominees for the next month’s Best Song Grammy?

What do you mean you hadn’t even noticed we were doing Grammys betting odds? You people make us sick. Anyway, before we start the real fun next week – so long as you can define Dancing On Ice as fun, which you really can’t – let’s wind things up with a look at the favourite to win the Grammy.

So here are the Best Song Grammys betting odds for Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood, with help from Paddy Power…

Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood: Now, as non-Americans we haven’t got the foggiest clue what Before He Cheats actually sounds like, and we wouldn’t recognise Carrie Underwood if she rode a pony up our bottoms. However, thanks to an American Idol audition performance we saw at the weekend, Before He Cheats seems to be a glaringly-off-kilter heavy metal song about a woman screaming “I’ll destroy your car! I’ll burn down your house!” while stomping about looking murderous. However, we do know that Before He Cheats has won all kids of other awards, so there’s really no reason why it shouldn’t win the Grammy. Unless it’s crap. It might be – we’ve never even heard it. Current Grammys betting odds – 7/4

Next week – Dancing On Ice betting odds. May God have mercy on our souls. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Grammys betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.

Wish you could make some money on the results of the Grammys next month? You’re in luck.

Wish you could make enough money to buy the Grammys and destroy them right in front of Steven Tyler‘s weeping face? Well, that’ll be a little more difficult, but not impossible. Because this week we’re letting you bet on the results of the Grammys Best Song category. Yes, all the nominees are universally awful, but this is to make you rich, not to stop you going deaf, OK?

So here are the Grammys betting odds for Umbrella by Rihanna and Rehab by Amy Winehouse, with help from Paddy Power…

Umbrella – Rihanna: Rihanna is some sort of all-powerful meteorological demi-being, because whatever she sings comes true. When Rihanna released Shut Up And Drive we fell silent and went down the supermarket, and when she released Umbrella it rained non-stop for something like 15 years. Horribly ubiquitous and disgustingly catchy, we genuinely can’t see how Umbrella can’t win a Grammy – not least because Rihanna’s next single is called Everyone On The Grammy Panel Will Die Painful Gory Deaths Unless Umbrella Wins Best Song. But even if it doesn’t, let’s just be thankful that Britney Spears turned Umbrella down first, because now she doesn’t have to show up at the Grammys and, well, anything that reduces the chance of us catching a glimpse of her vagina is A-OK with us. Current Grammys betting odds – 7/2

Rehab – Amy Winehouse: Forget the quality of Rehab by Amy Winehouse – the real question is whether or not it’s ethical to give a prize to Amy Winehouse when she appears to continually be so close to death. Surely a Grammy would just reinforce the idea that Amy Winehouse performs better when she’s off her tits on hard drugs all the time, plus the accompanying sale boost she received would only help fund her addictions. Right? It’d be horribly irresponsible to even acknowledge Amy Winehouse’s talents as a singer when her personal life in in such a bad state. It might even kill her. But since one of the alternatives is to give the Best Song Grammy to the Plain White T’s, that’s a chance we’ll just have to take. Give her the award. We think they call it acceptable loss. Current Grammys betting odds – 2/1

Tomorrow - the Grammys betting odds for Carrie Underwood. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Grammys betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.

The Grammys are coming, and this week we’re letting you bet on who you think will win one of them, because we are kind souls with pure hearts.

Anyway, although the Grammys are going to have the sort of Tina Turner/ Michael Jackson-centric performances that’ll have you leaning out of your window to check that it’s not the mid-1980s, you can’t make money from them. But you can make money from figuring out who’ll win the Best Song award at this year’s Grammy. Ready?

Good. Then here are the Grammys betting odds for Hey There Delilah by Plain White T’s, with help from Paddy Power…

Hey There Delilah – Plain White T’s: Oh, where to begin with this little delight? Maybe the fact that Plain White T’s is perhaps the shittiest band name since Wet Wet Wet. Honestly, what was the band’s second-choice name going to be? The Slightly Skiddy Y-Fronts? Anyway, if you’ve ever listened to local radio for more than six seconds, you’ll have heard Hey There Delilah – you know the one, it’s the song that sounds identical to every other bad American acoustic ballad ever. Hey There Delilah contains the line “Some day we’ll pay the bills with this guitar,” which depresses us beyond words because we don’t think the singer’s talking about smashing his guitar and selling it for firewood. But, hey, we can dream. Current Grammys betting odds – 4/1

Tomorrow: Grammys betting odds for Rihanna and Amy Winehouse. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Grammys betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds

Big Brother Celebrity Hijack is over – not that anyone’s actually noticed – so what shall we focus our betting odds eye on now? Dancing On Ice?

Sod off. We’ll get round to giving you the Dancing On Ice betting odds next week once we’ve mentally prepared ourselves for the onslaught of sparkles and lifts and Gareth Gates. But before then, for four days only, we’re going to be looking at the Grammys – namely the Best Song category. Who’ll win? We think we might have an idea.

So without any further ado, here are the Grammys betting odds for Like A Star by Corinne Bailey Rae…

Like A Star – Corinne Bailey Rae: Song of the year? What year, 2005? Hasn’t Like A Star been out since the dawn of time? We swear that we heard it soundtrack the fall of the Berlin Wall, you know. But anyway, despite the dubious timing of the award, does Like A Star by Corinne Bailey Rae deserve to be the Grammy’s song of the year? No, of course it bloody doesn’t – unless of course Song Of The Year is actually short for Dull Song Of The Year or Song That’d Best Accompany A Carbon Monoxide Suffocation Of The Year. As far as the song itself goes, we think it’s about how Corinne Bailey Rae’s boyfriend is just like a star in that he’s millions of miles wide, made of burning gas and will one day die and swallow up planet Earth. That Corrine Bailey Rae, eh? What a romantic bitch. Current Grammys betting odds – 10/1

Tomorrow – Grammys betting odds for The Plain White T’s. Woo! But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Grammys betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.