Sean Penn! Come back! We forgive you for everything! But come back! We need you now more than ever!
Sean Penn has literally picked the worst time ever to take a career break. You see, it’s just been announced that at next year’s Oscars, 10 movies will be nominated for best picture instead of five. That means Hollywood needs to make twice as many drearily highbrow movies about either civil rights, the horrors or war or mental illness to fill the nominations quota.
Otherwise, God help us, a film that people actually enjoy might be nominated. Sean Penn, we’re begging you.

