If you ever wanted to open up the kitchen drawer, take out a bread knife and attempt self harming due to bone-crushing news, this is the time. Professional nobody with a sex tape Kim Kardashian has been given a dubious honour, meaning that out of the planet’s six billion plus people, her booty is the peachiest of them all.

The main question is how such a person can proudly chalk this accolade on their CV, ensuring future employers will fall on the floor with spluttered gasps of amazement.

Who cares about a Nobel Peace Prize when you can be told that you have a bang tidy botty? Perhaps Kim Kardashian will get the chance to imprint her buttocks in to a poor person?s version of the Hollywood walk of fame? Like a pissy old park bench.