Hello. Are you a Westlife fan, troubled by the news that your Princes are going away to enjoy their moneyed-lives with their families and friends? Are you worried that there will suddenly be a void of mawkish, soaring ballads to sooth you while you self-harm in a bath of ice?
It’s bad news we’re afraid.
Westlife’s members have confirmed that the musical equivalent of an itchy jumper are unlikely to ‘do a Take That’ and get back together in a few years. Is it because Take That were always more relevant to pop music or is it because the Boyzone tribute market isn’t as lucrative as it once was? Who knows. Certainly not us.
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Are you aware of who Adam Buxton is? That’s right! He’s one half of Adam & Joe! He’s that funny bloke with the beard who you can never remember the name of who did that cool thing that time!
He’s part man, part meme.
And, as he’s always putting new videos out and continually up to no good, we thought we’d compile his best videos for you to disagree with and vomit into your hand with laughter about. Okay? Read More >>>
Wizards are great aren’t they? They get to wear those funny pointy hats and not get accused of being in some dreadful cult and, better yet, magic comes out of the end of their fingers!
They’re like Siegfried and Roy, only without the accidental mauling by an albino tiger!
And what has got us thinking about wizardry? Well, The Sims: Medieval asked us to think about our fave sorcerers and magic men! We like thinking about magic men. It is much better than thinking about those stoopid celebrities all the time! Read More >>>
This week’s list.
Folded:
Creased:
- Quantum of Solace teaser trailer (from the looks of this, Daniel Craig is just going to be thumping everyone he meets for two-plus hours)
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars (enough, George. Enough)
- The X-Factor (enough, Simon. Enough)
- This guy (God knows what his lady is so proud of)
- Karen Taylor and her belt collection (she wears a giant one for every single sketch in her show. Maybe to make her knockers look big, maybe because she’s a bit of a bloater)
This week’s uppers and downers.
Folded:
- Prawn cocktail Pringles (these really make sense)
- I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry (annoying toy lesbian or taking the piss? Probably taking the piss, so laugh)
- Madonna’s jiggly boobs in the 4 Minutes video (okay, so we’re not Nuts magazine, but we’ve got eyes)
- Genuine Childs (they guys composed the menu music for The Bourne Identity DVD, just in case you were wondering)
- The XXIX Olympiad (numbingly compulsive. Quick, badminton is on!)
Creased:
- The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (the curse of Rob Cohen strikes again)
- Overuse of metaphors on The Hotel Inspector voiceover (about a former-lighthouse B&B: ‘The owners are all at sea’, ‘About to enter choppy waters’ or ‘The bathroom is flushed for success’)
- Bad news about Paul Newman (83 year old smoker or not, this sucks for a Hollywood legend. That’s right, legend. No exaggeration)
- Fat beauty queens (wow, look at the girl in white – she’s MASSIVE!)
- Alexander O’Neal (recently on Celebrity Wife Swap. Believe the hype! From twenty years ago)
As far as James Bond is concerned – a license to kill is a license to thrill.
And what better way to exemplify that fact then to look back through all the James Bond movies and pick out the most memorable and gory death scenes.
Now, we realise some of you might think such a list to be slightly in poor taste. We know your type. You believe all killing is wrong – even if it means wasting a homicidal maniac who is hell-bent on world domination – and glorifying it only adds to the problem.
Well, frankly it’s only a bloody movie. It’s all just make-believe and we are having a bit of fun. We bet you are the kind of people who think there is something wrong with beating innocent bystanders to death with a baseball bat in GTA IV. It’s a game, duh! And you think we are the strange ones!
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Lindsay Lohan wants to merge the musical styles of Kylie and Rihanna for her upcoming album.
Lindsay Lohan is determined to pursue her music career, according to The Daily Telegraph (of Australia), with Kylie's and Rihanna's back catalogue the inspiration behind her new record. Lohan said:
"I want it to be dance. I want it to be kind of Kylie Minogue meets Rihanna. I hope to tour with it and I hope to really promote it. I've already done three songs. I'm doing my third in New York, actually."
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December 28, and an admission. The reason why we aren't here throwing celebrity news at you like bananas in a monkey factory is because the whole hecklerspray family has gone camping.
It isn't going well. Laidlow, hammered on alcopops, has thrown up in Lindseth's sleeping bag and made him cry. Laverty tripped over the guy rope and dropped all our eggs on a cowpat. C J Davies keeps walking into a tree head-first again and again, convinced he'll be able to move it with the power of his mind and nobody has seen Annette since she went off to film that witch's hut. Only Stuart Heritage has managed to rise above this pathetic scene. Really, he's like some sort of hero or something.
Anyway, want to know what our favourite TV shows of the year were? Good, they're all here…
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Top 10 Adam Buxton Videos
by Mof Gimmers on September 1, 2011 2 Comments
He’s part man, part meme.
And, as he’s always putting new videos out and continually up to no good, we thought we’d compile his best videos for you to disagree with and vomit into your hand with laughter about. Okay? Read More >>>