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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
By Chris Laverty on Friday, August 22, 2008 at 7:00pm | No Comment
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is This week’s list.
Folded:
Son of Rambow on DVD (the most heart-warming movie experience of the year so far. Blub)
Cool retro poster for Burn After Reading (God, how good does this film look?)
John Akii-Bua (interesting documentary on BBC4 about this legendary athlete a couple ...
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
By Chris Laverty on Friday, August 15, 2008 at 7:00pm | No Comment
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is This week’s uppers and downers.
Folded:
Prawn cocktail Pringles (these really make sense)
I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry (annoying toy lesbian or taking the piss? Probably taking the piss, so laugh)
Madonna’s jiggly boobs in the 4 Minutes video (okay, so we’re not Nuts magazine, but we’ve got eyes)
Genuine Childs (they guys ...
Top 25 Bond Deaths
By David Schwartz on Monday, June 16, 2008 at 1:15pm | 5 Comments
Top 25 Bond Deaths As far as James Bond is concerned - a license to kill is a license to thrill.
And what better way to exemplify that fact then to look back through all the James Bond movies and pick out the most memorable and gory death scenes.
Now, we realise some of you might think such a list to be slightly in poor taste. We know your type. You believe all killing is wrong - even if it means wasting a homicidal maniac who is hell-bent on world domination - and glorifying it only adds to the problem.
Well, frankly it's only a bloody movie. It's all just make-believe and we are having a bit of fun. We bet you are the kind of people who think there is something wrong with beating innocent bystanders to death with a baseball bat in GTA IV. It's a game, duh! And you think we are the strange ones!
Lindsay Lohan Wants A Kylie And Rihanna Musical Orgy!
By Paul Sorrenti on Sunday, March 30, 2008 at 2:07pm | One Comment
Lindsay Lohan Wants A Kylie And Rihanna Musical Orgy!

Lindsay Lohan wants to merge the musical styles of Kylie and Rihanna for her upcoming album.

Lindsay Lohan is determined to pursue her music career, according to The Daily Telegraph (of Australia), with Kylie's and Rihanna's back catalogue the inspiration behind her new record. Lohan said:

"I want it to be dance. I want it to be kind of Kylie Minogue meets Rihanna. I hope to tour with it and I hope to really promote it. I've already done three songs. I'm doing my third in New York, actually."

The Spraylist 2007: TV Shows Of The Year
By Stuart Heritage on Friday, December 28, 2007 at 12:00pm | 5 Comments
The Spraylist 2007: TV Shows Of The Year

December 28, and an admission. The reason why we aren't here throwing celebrity news at you like bananas in a monkey factory is because the whole hecklerspray family has gone camping.

It isn't going well. Laidlow, hammered on alcopops, has thrown up in Lindseth's sleeping bag and made him cry. Laverty tripped over the guy rope and dropped all our eggs on a cowpat. C J Davies keeps walking into a tree head-first again and again, convinced he'll be able to move it with the power of his mind and nobody has seen Annette since she went off to film that witch's hut. Only Stuart Heritage has managed to rise above this pathetic scene. Really, he's like some sort of hero or something.

Anyway, want to know what our favourite TV shows of the year were? Good, they're all here...

The Spraylist 2007: Movies Of The Year
By Stuart Heritage on Thursday, December 27, 2007 at 12:00pm | 3 Comments
The Spraylist 2007: Movies Of The Year

December 27. A day even more boring than Boxing Day. The turkey's more rubbery, the decorations are more tatty and you've eaten so much Haribo you've started to hallucinate.

But fear not, because hecklerspray's very own personal best-of-2007 lists are here again to save the day. Literally save the day. Like Superman would. As you know by now, the Spraylist is a chance to shine a light on the essentially contradictory nature of the senior hecklerspray writers by getting them to reveal a bunch of stuff they liked this year, even though chances are all the stuff's been slagged off on these pages within the last 12 months anyway. Probably by the same people who are now saying they liked it. It's a tough life.

Today - our favourite movies of 2007...

The Spraylist 2007: Albums Of The Year
By Stuart Heritage on Wednesday, December 26, 2007 at 12:00pm | 7 Comments
The Spraylist 2007: Albums Of The Year

Boxing day. A day of cold turkey, lingering family resentment and the fist-hard realisation that you didn't get a Nintendo Wii.

But don't worry. We're here. Well, actually we're not here at all. We wrote this weeks ago. Right now we're either laying on the balcony of an exclusive five-star hotel in the Seychelles or we're watching An American Tail on TV in bed with a bucket of Haribo and a hangover. Who knows where our lives will take us?

Anyway, as is now fast becoming traditional in the week between Christmas and the new year, we're going to fill the gap with the Spraylist, a personal insight into the stuff our senior writers liked best this year. And we're kicking off today with everyone's favourite albums...

Johnny Depp Still Good At Writing His Own Name
By Stuart Heritage on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 2:30pm | One Comment
Johnny Depp Still Good At Writing His Own Name

Here at hecklerspray we're old hands at signing autographs, although most autograph hunters seem to want us to write 'Martina Navratilova' or 'Sloth Out Of The Goonies' instead of our own names, which is weird.

But as experienced as we are, we'll never be as flat-out incredible at autograph-signing as Johnny Depp. For the third year straight, Johnny Depp has been named as the best Hollywood signer by Autograph magazine for the way he unfailingly manages to put a pen onto some paper and spell his own name correctly without mistaking the pen for some corn on the cob and eating it or inadvertently writing 'Fabian Gottlieb von Bellingshausen' or 'Lunar Orbiter 3' instead of 'Johnny Depp'. Truly the man deserves a medal.

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