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So. Death! Pretty serious stuff. Pretty bad all round, you could say. Like that time that gentleman from the news died. Not the Bin Laden one, the other one. Not Jeremy Beadle. Oh no, wait, it was Jeremy Beadle, wasn?t it?? It was always Jeremy Beadle.

Oh god, it really was terrible about Jeremy Beadle. Right. Let's just start again. DEATH. Que sera sera.? Whatever will be will be. The future?s not ours to see.

Except it is, we totally tapped it. Here?s a list of who's going to pop their clogs (allegorical or otherwise ? this is SHOWBIZ) in 2012, because to be honest, the Mayan?s efforts of just saying ?Uh, everyone? were a bit lazy, unlike Sophie Hall and your humble (PAHAHA) editor Mof Gimmers ? who have revealed themselves to be more clairvoyant than an X Factor themed M&S advert. Ladies, gentleman, and people who for inexplicable reasons Googled Jeremy Beadle to get here, we give you: THE FUTURE.

Marvin Gaye, one of the greatest soul singers who graced our undeserving ears, is going to be the subject of a new biopic directed by Julien Temple. Hardly surprising that someone would want to make a film about him with the life he had!

Professionally speaking, Marvin Gaye went from being a great pop star to a socially aware, right-on soul preacherman. From the glorious two-minuters of ‘It Takes Two’ and ‘Heard It Through The Grapevine’, to the far-reaching LPs of ‘What’s Going On’ and ‘Let’s Get It On’, Gaye covered a lot of ground.

However, away from the microphone and piano stool, Gaye had a soap opera of a life which belied the control he had musically. While ‘Inner City Blues’ confidently went about changing people’s perceptions of what black music could offer the world, Gaye couldn’t hope for a stable private life.

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Marvin Gaye Biopic Due (We Can’t Think Of A Joke For The Headline)