Hecklerspray » Bender’s Big Score http://www.hecklerspray.com Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:30:51 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is http://www.hecklerspray.com/creased-or-folded-hecklerspray-tells-you-the-way-it-is-106/200813788.php http://www.hecklerspray.com/creased-or-folded-hecklerspray-tells-you-the-way-it-is-106/200813788.php#comments Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:00:06 +0000 Chris Laverty http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=13788

Just us sharing a few things we like and a few things we don’t.

Folded:

  • Bender’s back in Bender’s Big Score (he’s funny, that Bender, with all his sexism and alcohol jokes. He’s a robot from Futurama)
  • Grand Theft Auto IV next week (if you have anything more powerful than a Megadrive you’ll be buying this. Or you will never have anything to add to a conversation ever again)
  • In Bruges (hadn’t heard the phrase ‘gay beer’ for ages. We’ll be using it all the time again now)
  • Doc Hollywood (saw this on TV again a couple of weeks ago. It’s obviously shit, but the great Michael J.Fox is still a mini-marvel)
  • Cities of Gold DVD boxset (finally a cartoon as good as you remember. Ready at the back “…Maybe we will find, Cities of Gold”.

Creased:

  • Jamie Oliver’s Sainsbury’s ads – the BBQ one in particular (we know they’re all going to be actors anyway, but at least make an effort to get people we won’t recognise from The Bill or Doctor Who)
  • Muppet t-shirts at Topman (so, you go into a bar and there’s another guy in there with a ‘Vote Ernie’ one on. You’re lovers)
  • That bit in the oil refinery in Rainbow Six Vegas 2 (when did terrorists become so sneaky and good at hiding behind transit vans? It used to be so much easier to kill people)
  • Whoever cancelled Arrested Development (never mind the upcoming movie, we want another series. You know who you are, you prat. Hope you’ve got severe breathing difficulties or scabies or something)
Just us sharing a few things we like and a few things we don’t. Folded: * Bender’s back in Bender’s Big Score (he’s funny, that Bender, with all his sexism and alcohol jokes. He’s a robot from Futurama) * Grand Theft Auto IV next week (if you have anything more powerful than a Megadrive you'll be buying this. Or you will never have anything to add to a conversation ever again) * In Bruges (hadn't heard the phrase ‘gay beer’ for ages. We'll be using it all the time again now) * Doc Hollywood (saw this on TV again a couple of weeks ago. It’s obviously shit, but the great Michael J.Fox is still a mini-marvel) * Cities of Gold DVD boxset (finally a cartoon as good as you remember. Ready at the back “...Maybe we will find, Cities of Gold”. Creased: * Jamie Oliver’s Sainsbury’s ads – the BBQ one in particular (we know they're all going to be actors anyway, but at least make an effort to get people we won’t recognise from The Bill or Doctor Who) * The screechy twins on Dirty Sexy Money (no, the creepy twins. We meant creepy) * Muppet t-shirts at Topman (so, you go into a bar and there's another guy in there with a ‘Vote Ernie’ one on. You’re lovers) * That bit in the oil refinery in Rainbow Six Vegas 2 (when did terrorists become so sneaky and good at hiding behind transit vans? It used to be so much easier to kill people) * Whoever cancelled Arrested Development (never mind the upcoming movie, we want another series. You know who you are, you prat. Hope you’ve got severe breathing difficulties or scabies or something)
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