Articles tagged with: Ben Stiller
Elton John. Ben Stiller. AIDS. Enough Said.
Elton John has written some wonderful musicals in his time - The Lion King, Billy Elliot, that one where Ben Stiller gets AIDS. With the first one, Elton John really conveyed the majesty of the African Pride Lands. In the second he managed to capture the frustration of living in the north of England under Margaret Thatcher beyond compare, and the final one - well, let's just say that there has never been a more hilarious, dance-in-the-aisle musical ever written about Ben Stiller getting AIDS. No, really. Elton John's writing a musical about Ben Stiller getting AIDS. To be fair, it's too early to say if the Stiller/John AIDS musical will be the funniest AIDS musical ever made - we hear that Billy Joel's adapting Philadelphia into a showstopping musical for Jim Carrey, and the song Bumming A Man At The Cinema is supposed to be particularly rib-tickling.
Elton John has written some wonderful musicals in his time - The Lion King, Billy Elliot, that one where Ben Stiller gets AIDS. With the first one, Elton John really conveyed the majesty of the African Pride Lands. In the second he managed to capture the frustration of living in the north of England under Margaret Thatcher beyond compare, and the final one - well, let's just say that there has never been a more hilarious, dance-in-the-aisle musical ever written about Ben Stiller getting AIDS. No, really. Elton John's writing a musical about Ben Stiller getting AIDS. To be fair, it's too early to say if the Stiller/John AIDS musical will be the funniest AIDS musical ever made - we hear that Billy Joel's adapting Philadelphia into a showstopping musical for Jim Carrey, and the song Bumming A Man At The Cinema is supposed to be particularly rib-tickling.
Tropic Thunder Beats The Dark Knight Thanks to Blacked-up Retards
Well it certainly took long enough but The Dark Knight has finally fallen, to the might of Tropic Thunder and its wall of controversy. While we all thought we would have to live in a world where no other films would ever get anywhere near The Dark Knight - a world where daily recitals of The Joker's best speeches were made to be recited every morning in our schools, where every car is replaced with a Batmobile and where Morgan Freeman is elected King of Everything (with Christian Bale as his alleged muscle, obviously) - we have been proven wrong. We worried for a while, but fortunately the 'Greatest Film of All Time(tm)' has been dethroned by Ben Stiller, Jack Black and a blacked-up Robert Downey Jr. And it's sure to make the latter quite happy about it.
Well it certainly took long enough but The Dark Knight has finally fallen, to the might of Tropic Thunder and its wall of controversy. While we all thought we would have to live in a world where no other films would ever get anywhere near The Dark Knight - a world where daily recitals of The Joker's best speeches were made to be recited every morning in our schools, where every car is replaced with a Batmobile and where Morgan Freeman is elected King of Everything (with Christian Bale as his alleged muscle, obviously) - we have been proven wrong. We worried for a while, but fortunately the 'Greatest Film of All Time(tm)' has been dethroned by Ben Stiller, Jack Black and a blacked-up Robert Downey Jr. And it's sure to make the latter quite happy about it.
Ben Stiller’s Booty Sweat Is Finally Here! And it’s Cherry Flavored!
You know how you’re always wishing that there were more beverages named after perspiration from objectionable areas of the body?
Well, wish no more! Paramount Pictures is introducing a new, cherry-licious drink called Booty Sweat. The drink comes from the upcoming Ben Stiller fiasco, Tropic Thunder, and is being marketed in conjunction with the film.
And for the calorie-conscious, like ourselves who strive to keep our girlish figure for our lovely readers, we’re anxiously hoping for Diet Booty Sweat. Same great taste, new fruit flavor, but lower in Back Sauce!
