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Ben Stiller To Defecate On All Of Our Memories Of Rentaghost

October 13th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Remember Rentaghost? Rentaghost was brilliantly awful. It was all camp and terrible graphics (they were probably decent at the time, but for those who saw the repeats, the clunky special effects only added to its eccentric charm) and had one of the best theme tunes ever.

The show was about a company that found work for ghosts. The main star was the leggy madman, Timothy Claypole, a jester with a comical lack of knowledge about the modern world.

And Ben Stiller is going to shatter our memories by turning it into a dreadful, dreadful film.

Little Fockers Trailer

August 24th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Have you seen the films about the Fockers? There’s bloody loads of them aren’t there? This picture of a child puking on Ben Stiller’s face is to signify that there’s a new one coming out called Little Fockers and that it stars small humans (aka childerenz) Oh, and Fockers sounds like a naughty word doesn’t it? What a LOL.

Anyway, the film continues to tap the cringe-gland as Jack Byrnes (Robert De Niro) and Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) descend further into an exercise of putting as many feet in your mouth as possible.

Little Fockers sees Laura Dern, Jessica Alba and Harvey Keitel all joining the returning cast for a new chapter of the franchise.

And we’ve got a trailer to show you.

Night at the Museum 2 – DVD Review

August 5th, 2012 By David Scarborough

Night at the Museum 2 isn’t a film content with itself. When it isn’t vying for the title of most irrelevant sequel, it decides to take a trip to Ben Stiller’s house for a mass celebrity circle jerk.

This isn’t just an excuse to make a mundane sequel, but for a bunch of overpaid comedians to make few laughs out of big ideas.

Elton John. Ben Stiller. AIDS. Enough Said.

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Elton John has written some wonderful musicals in his time – The Lion King, Billy Elliot, that one where Ben Stiller gets AIDS.

With the first one, Elton John really conveyed the majesty of the African Pride Lands. In the second he managed to capture the frustration of living in the north of England under Margaret Thatcher beyond compare, and the final one – well, let’s just say that there has never been a more hilarious, dance-in-the-aisle musical ever written about Ben Stiller getting AIDS.

No, really. Elton John’s writing a musical about Ben Stiller getting AIDS. To be fair, it’s too early to say if the Stiller/John AIDS musical will be the funniest AIDS musical ever made – we hear that Billy Joel‘s adapting Philadelphia into a showstopping musical for Jim Carrey, and the song Bumming A Man At The Cinema is supposed to be particularly rib-tickling.

Tropic Thunder Beats The Dark Knight Thanks to Blacked-up Retards

March 24th, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

Well it certainly took long enough but The Dark Knight has finally fallen, to the might of Tropic Thunder and its wall of controversy.

While we all thought we would have to live in a world where no other films would ever get anywhere near The Dark Knight – a world where daily recitals of The Joker’s best speeches were made to be recited every morning in our schools, where every car is replaced with a Batmobile and where Morgan Freeman is elected King of Everything (with Christian Bale as his alleged muscle, obviously) – we have been proven wrong.

We worried for a while, but fortunately the ‘Greatest Film of All Time(tm)’ has been dethroned by Ben Stiller, Jack Black and a blacked-up Robert Downey Jr. And it’s sure to make the latter quite happy about it.

Ben Stiller’s Booty Sweat Is Finally Here! And it’s Cherry Flavored!

March 25th, 2009 By hecklerspray staff

You know how you’re always wishing that there were more beverages named after perspiration from objectionable areas of the body?

Well, wish no more! Paramount Pictures is introducing a new, cherry-licious drink called Booty Sweat. The drink comes from the upcoming Ben Stiller fiasco, Tropic Thunder, and is being marketed in conjunction with the film.

And for the calorie-conscious, like ourselves who strive to keep our girlish figure for our lovely readers, we’re anxiously hoping for Diet Booty Sweat. Same great taste, new fruit flavor, but lower in Back Sauce!