Belgians take their beer very seriously. If there is one thing hecklerspray has learned this week is to not make a crap joke about it. It’s just not worth it.

But if only I had known that before attending Marc Stroobandt?s masterclass and his nine-step technique to pouring the perfect pint.

Essentially, Marc is a Jedi among bar staff; a Yoda in slip-ons. He is the Beer Whisperer.

Yes, he can make beer talk to him, or something.