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Heather Mills Breaks Her Shoulder And Everyone Privately Agrees That It Is Quite Funny

by Mof Gimmers

Don’t mess with a Beatle. Even the most irritating of Beatles will be favoured over other humans, simply because they’re responsible for those tunes you like. Unbelievably, Heather Mills swiped the crown of most loathed Beatlespouse from Yoko Ono, who seemed to have it in the bag for life. See, while Yoko initially got heat [...]

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Blasphemous Dave Grohl Knocks Glee

by Michael Park

Dave Grohl’s a nice guy isn’t he? That huge grinning tooth mouth of his! That fun time Charlie who never has a bad word to say about anyone, ever! Unless you’re Courtney Love that is. Sweet Jesus, he really hates her. Now hideous, blaspheming supposed nice-guy Dave Grohl has slammed the creator of the greatest television [...]

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Glee Now Officially Better Than Elvis Presley

by Mof Gimmers

Glee is rampant and unstoppable! First, we got the chance to announce that Glee was officially better than The Beatles and now, they’ve gone and swiped the crown of Elvis Presley! Elvis is no longer king! Poor old dead Elvis. It’s not really fair is it? He can’t defend himself from the grave now that [...]

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Forget Dr Conrad Murray! You Can Be Responsible For Manslaughtering Michael Jackson!

by admin

‘Never trust a man with a beard’, states the old adage. This is particularly true of our listless editor, Mof Gimmers, who you can see here, modelling one of hecklerspray‘s wonderful t-shirts in the ‘spray bedsit. Unfortunate looking sod isn’t he? Well, if you’d like to see him getting some hilarious plastic surgery, leaving him [...]

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Paul McCartney Wants The People Of India To Be Puny Vegetarians For A Day

by Matthew Laidlow

If a random person stopped you in the street and told aliens were invading, you’d assume he was a mentalist and move on. Opinions are like arseholes really, everybody has one and unless you create a Facebook group, nobody will know or care what you think. Reach celebrity status however and all of a sudden [...]

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To Mark John Lennon’s Passing, Here’s Our Tasteless T-shirt!

by Mof Gimmers

Today marks the anniversary of that awful, awful day when John Lennon was taken from us too young by crazed Beatlefan, Mark Chapman. Of course, because we’re immature, we can’t deal with grief, so we nervously make jokes to stop us from wanting to head-butt a wall repeatedly ’til we die. Which is why, with [...]

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Heather Mills Takes All The Credit For The Beatles Appearing on iTunes In A Totally Non-Deluded Way

by Mof Gimmers

Heather Mills is a nice lady isn’t she? She’s an inspiration to anyone who has lost a limb. She’s proven that you don’t need both legs to be chastised and widely loathed. Striking a blow for real, practical equality, her existence has shown that people can be just as nasty to those with a disability [...]

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Glee Are Better Than The Beatles AND On The X Factor This Weekend! So Buy Our T-Shirt Or We’ll Die In The Cold

by Mof Gimmers

The cast of Glee will be on The X Factor this weekend, which is great news if you like Glee. If you don’t, but liking winding people up, then really, you’ve all got no excuse for not buying this staggeringly fantastic t-shirt of ours. If you don’t buy it in droves, we’ll probably die over [...]

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Cast Of Glee To Appear On The X Factor – Rejoice/Kill Yourself Now!

by Mof Gimmers

Next week, two televisual giants are teaming up in a move that will probably result in something so massive that Twitter kills itself or, y’know, it’ll be vaguely disappointing. We’re hoping that the results are so baffling that the world finds a need to invent a new emotion to deal with it all. And what [...]

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Hecklerspray Design Some T-Shirts Which You Should Buy Or We’ll Kill Ourselves

by Mof Gimmers

Look at you! You’re dressed like a pig. We don’t mean that you’re literally dressed like a pig because, if you hadn’t noticed, pigs don’t wear clothes. No, we’re saying you look like a mess and could do with some new gear. And handily enough, we just happen to have a load of t-shirts you [...]

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