Batman 3 Script Online & Rubbish & Almost Definitely Fake Batman 3 is the film nobody can wait for, if only to see whether Christian Bale has coughed up that hairball yet. But the thing about Batman 3 is, it doesn't exist. It hasn't been cast, it hasn't got a director and nobody's even bothered to design any bat-nipples yet, a legal requirement of any third Batman movie. But there is a Batman 3 script. The internet is abuzz after an eight-page Batman 3 script - apparently by Christopher Nolan and his brother - mysteriously appeared this week. The bad news? It's horrible. The good news? We'll shave our balls on the internet if it's genuine.