Naked and bare feet, naked and socks.
Folded:
- Batman: Arkham Asylum (most immersive game since GTA IV. If we did stars we’d give it five)
- Susan Sarandon for Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps (ni-ice)
- Buttery toilet rolls (screw recession, live like a Bright Young Thing – treat yo ass)
- Kirsten Dunst promotes this season’s radioactive bubblegum look (she should dress like this all the time)
- Christoph Waltz (see Inglourious Basterds and see what we mean)
Creased:
- E4 showing off about landing How I Met Your Mother (who hasn’t seen this show already? Still it’s probably the only U.S. comedy export the channel will show this year that hasn’t already been cancelled)
- Shia LaBeouf for Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps (obvious)
- Gmail goes offline (nobody notices)
- She Wolf by Shakira (she may be as cute as a button, but this song makes even the crazy contorting video too much to sit through)
- Kanye West (believing his own hype again. Bye-bye reality)
