Articles tagged with: Batman
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Star Wars and Clone Wars. Folded: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (zip-line! The train! The mountains! Holy crap!) Batman bike leathers (these are either too cool for school or too sad for words. Not sure yet) A ‘state of the art film centre for London’s South Bank’ (so we can’t really afford £45 million quid at the moment, but what else is new?) The ...
Star Wars and Clone Wars. Folded: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (zip-line! The train! The mountains! Holy crap!) Batman bike leathers (these are either too cool for school or too sad for words. Not sure yet) A ‘state of the art film centre for London’s South Bank’ (so we can’t really afford £45 million quid at the moment, but what else is new?) The ...
Batman 3: Megan Fox IS Catwoman, Unless She Isn’t
It's Cher who we feel most sorry for, of course. We thought that Cher had the Batman 3 Catwoman role all sewn up. But, no, Megan Fox had to waltz in and snatch it from her. Damn you, Megan Fox. What's your Catwoman going to like, huh? All young and sexy, probably. Well that's not good enough - we wanted Batman 3 to feature a doddery 63-year-old Catwoman dressed in a vicar's doily who'd been scientifically reconstructed from scraps of medical waste. And now you've spoilt it, Megan Fox. Because you're the new Catwoman, aren't you? Aren't you? What's that? Probably not? Oh.
It's Cher who we feel most sorry for, of course. We thought that Cher had the Batman 3 Catwoman role all sewn up. But, no, Megan Fox had to waltz in and snatch it from her. Damn you, Megan Fox. What's your Catwoman going to like, huh? All young and sexy, probably. Well that's not good enough - we wanted Batman 3 to feature a doddery 63-year-old Catwoman dressed in a vicar's doily who'd been scientifically reconstructed from scraps of medical waste. And now you've spoilt it, Megan Fox. Because you're the new Catwoman, aren't you? Aren't you? What's that? Probably not? Oh.
WEBTHUMP! Tuesday 18 November 2008
10 - Maybe the best video we've Webthumpped ever.. 9 - Oh, OK, here's a gratuitous picture of the big-faced man who left X Factor this week - Popsugar 8 - The soundtrack to the following video is this: "Badoaaaaah!" - I Am Bored 7 - Courtney Love writes 60 ...
The Dark Knight Probably Not Going To Win All The Oscars Now
The Dark Knight is a sensation - the second-biggest movie of all time and easily the best film about a gimp punching a clown ever. So, come Oscar night, you'd expect that The Dark Knight would wipe the floor with the competition - especially since the competition seems to be a million underperforming films about gloomy people from 35 years ago - but you're wrong. It's just been announced that The Dark Knight can't win the Oscar for Best Score because it was composed by too many people. That'll be disappointing for the crew of The Dark Knight, but they'll get over it - not least because the 2009 Oscars will introduce categories for Best Irredeemably Bleak Summer Movie and Silliest And Most Indecipherable Voice Employed By A Lead Actor, which The Dark Knight is already a dead cert for.
The Dark Knight is a sensation - the second-biggest movie of all time and easily the best film about a gimp punching a clown ever. So, come Oscar night, you'd expect that The Dark Knight would wipe the floor with the competition - especially since the competition seems to be a million underperforming films about gloomy people from 35 years ago - but you're wrong. It's just been announced that The Dark Knight can't win the Oscar for Best Score because it was composed by too many people. That'll be disappointing for the crew of The Dark Knight, but they'll get over it - not least because the 2009 Oscars will introduce categories for Best Irredeemably Bleak Summer Movie and Silliest And Most Indecipherable Voice Employed By A Lead Actor, which The Dark Knight is already a dead cert for.
WEBTHUMP! Tuesday 11 November 2008
10 - Here's what happens if you show an idiot an episode of Seinfeld and then give him a webcam... 9 - Dear pubs, please start selling drinks this way. We don't care if it makes them poisonous or anything, just do it - I Am Bored 8 - Thriller: The Musical. Coming Soon. We ...
Batman Sues The Dark Knight Over Countless Illegalities
The last time Batman was in court it was for the now infamous case Batman vs. Dick Grayson's cold, cold heart, in which the Dark Knight awkwardly sued his only co-worker for unrequited love. We're not sure how it ended, but we seem to remember some major civil right coming out of the thing. The next time he was in court was for a space-camp lawsuit, and the time after that it was because Catwoman smacked him really hard with a bull-whip once. It was in the middle of a battle. The judge sided with the lady, possibly because she was all leathered-up. But as anybody who has ever sued judicially knows, three lawsuits are never enough. That's why Batman is currently sticking it to Christopher Nolan for getting all up in his business and ruining the awesome life he once had. Wait - did we say '..he once had'? Because we meant to say '..it once had.' The Batman in this case is some crappy city in Turkey.
The last time Batman was in court it was for the now infamous case Batman vs. Dick Grayson's cold, cold heart, in which the Dark Knight awkwardly sued his only co-worker for unrequited love. We're not sure how it ended, but we seem to remember some major civil right coming out of the thing. The next time he was in court was for a space-camp lawsuit, and the time after that it was because Catwoman smacked him really hard with a bull-whip once. It was in the middle of a battle. The judge sided with the lady, possibly because she was all leathered-up. But as anybody who has ever sued judicially knows, three lawsuits are never enough. That's why Batman is currently sticking it to Christopher Nolan for getting all up in his business and ruining the awesome life he once had. Wait - did we say '..he once had'? Because we meant to say '..it once had.' The Batman in this case is some crappy city in Turkey.
WEBTHUMP! Thursday 30 October 2008
10 - People smiling for two minutes. We're going to vomit. Seriously... 9 - A French man gets his arm stuck down a toilet. Ha ha ha - BBC 8 - Please let this be true: Guy Ritchie's Madonna: The Movie - Holy Moly 7 - A slightly disgusting miles per gallon calculator for ...
World’s Worst TV Idea: Robin – The Earlier, Non-Batman Years
Smallville undoubtedly rules the roost when it comes to confusing, myth-raping young superhero TV shows that you barely even remember exist - but not for long. No, because the producers of Smallville have struck upon another idea for a confusing, myth-raping TV show about a young superhero. Robin. Yes, Robin from Batman and Robin. But set before he met Batman. So basically a TV show about an annoyingly earnest little boy without any superpowers, then. Still, that's not going to stop the show from being made. It's even got a name already - The Graysons. So, to correct our earlier mistake, this Robin programme will be a TV show about an annoyingly earnest little boy without any superpowers that sounds like it's a bad 1970s sitcom. Can't wait.
Smallville undoubtedly rules the roost when it comes to confusing, myth-raping young superhero TV shows that you barely even remember exist - but not for long. No, because the producers of Smallville have struck upon another idea for a confusing, myth-raping TV show about a young superhero. Robin. Yes, Robin from Batman and Robin. But set before he met Batman. So basically a TV show about an annoyingly earnest little boy without any superpowers, then. Still, that's not going to stop the show from being made. It's even got a name already - The Graysons. So, to correct our earlier mistake, this Robin programme will be a TV show about an annoyingly earnest little boy without any superpowers that sounds like it's a bad 1970s sitcom. Can't wait.
