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Nicole Kidman’s Face Is Extremely Bat-Like
She may as well hang it up though, because now she looks exactly like a large-browed bat. It's unknown whether or not she flies around blindly eating insects at night, but if what her face looks like now means anything, then surely she does. Plus, through most of Bewitched we think she had a squished mosquito stuck to her enamel.
Nicole Kidman looks like a hideous clean-shaven bat. She really does. Don't be down on us for saying it - we're just passing along news. It's a doctor what said it. Then we realised it was true.
When Nicole Kidman starred in BMX Bandits, the world truly was her oyster. She was beautiful, she was fresh, and watching those two Australian bicyclists repeatedly steal ice cream cones from that fat kid was funny as funny can be.
She may as well hang it up though, because now she looks exactly like a large-browed bat. It's unknown whether or not she flies around blindly eating insects at night, but if what her face looks like now means anything, then surely she does. Plus, through most of Bewitched we think she had a squished mosquito stuck to her enamel.
Nicole Kidman looks like a hideous clean-shaven bat. She really does. Don't be down on us for saying it - we're just passing along news. It's a doctor what said it. Then we realised it was true.
