Basshunter, the lovable dance DJ behind such songs as ‘Now You're Gone’ and? erm?? that other one he did, which seem designed to make your brain bleed with hate, has appeared in court in Kircaldy to deny two allegations of sexual assault.

That's right, the man who followed Ronnie Wood?s former missus, Ekaterina Ivanova, around like a little lost puppy with a somewhat creepy look in his eye is alleged to have sexually assaulted a couple of girls in a nightclub in Fife.

Maybe she was right to keep him at arms length, mind you if you'd been allegedly battered by your ex you'd probably try to keep strange men at more than an arms length, just to be on the safe side.