Here at the hecklerspray bedsit, we’re always on high alert when a celebrity story breaks, often risking our lives by sliding down the lap dancing pole Michael Park erected for showing us his ‘moves’ when we’re on a deadline in order to get  to the communal laptop before anyone else can break it. Yes, some stories are just that important.

This however, is not one of them.

Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine has, for some unknown reason, decided to tell the world that tiny little pop princess Justin Bieber once “shoved” him in the back during a basketball game.

Apparently ‘The Voice’  judge Levine and keyboard player PJ Morton were invited to play with tantrum-prone Justin and his crew while visiting Australia.

Levine told Jimmy Kimmel:

“We were all in Australia and they, like, play basketball on tour and our keyboard player knows his tour manager and we all played basketball, at,  like at 10 at night- they rented out some gym.”

“He (Bieber) talks so much s**t,  like really angry. It’s insane. He’s a child!”

“He really is a nice kid and we were playing basketball and I felt this, like,  really intense shove in my back….No-one does that, especially when the ball is dead. He pushed me really hard in the back and I was like, ‘Did Justine Bieber just punk me?’

Yes he did. Like, shut up already.

Of course being the adult Adam laughed off the incident:

“I got kinda mad…and I whipped the ball at him as fast as I could. I hit him in the back….and everything was fine after that. Then I felt bad because I struck a child with a basketball.” he joked.

Yes, Justin Bieber isn’t the adorable little girl he’s like the world to believe.  Even face puncher Chris Brown recently came under attack from the hideous bully:

Brown told MTV that Bieber was “mad” at him for standing him up when he didn’t arrive on time to record their duet ‘Next 2 You’

“I actually stood him up by accident. He was kind of mad.”

So there you have it. Justin Bieber is a furious little munchkin who pushes people in the back when they’re not looking and approaches near-fascistic levels of timekeeping.

WE KNEW IT!!

Beast.

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If you want to play a game of basketball without worrying that a tattoo-faced rapper will threaten to kill you with a gun, now's the time to do it.

Because The Game, hip-hop's leading proponent of punching men to the ground during friendly basketball matches and then threatening to kill them with a gun, has started his 60-day jail sentence in LA.

However, it looks like The Game will get an easier ride than most other prisoners, because his jail sentence will be marked by the cushy segregation that all other celebrity inmates receive. Which is ironic, because we wouldn't be able to recognise The Game if he held a gun to our head.

OK, maybe if he held an actual gun to our head…

The Game isn't just a rapper, he's a role-model. Admittedly he'd be a bigger role-model if people had actually listened to any of his music in the last two years, but The Game should still think carefully about how his actions influence the young. Otherwise next thing you know there'll be gangs of kids all wearing masks in shopping malls and hurting policemen's feelings willy-nilly. And that way chaos lies.

But, worse, kids could copy The Game and start threatening their peers with guns during innocent sporting events. Imagine if little Timmy from across the street was arrested for pulling a glock on a six-year-old girl during the climax of a tense school sports day egg and spoon race. Because when that inevitably happens, it'll all be The Game's fault.

Substitute 'egg and spoon race' for 'basketball match' and 'six-year-old girl' for 'some bloke' and you're pretty close to imagining what The Game did last year. By getting arrested for punching a competitor in the face, running to fetch a gun from his car and then threatening to kill him, The Game got himself in more trouble than he could have ever wished for.

Last month The Game was sentenced to 60 days in jail for the incident and, on Sunday, he showed up to start his sentence, as E! Online reports:

The "How We Do" hip-hopster reported to Los Angeles' Twin Towers Correctional Facility Sunday night to begin serving a 60-day sentence after pleading no contest last month to whipping out a gun during a schoolyard pickup basketball game last February. According to TMZ, The Game will do his time in the joint in an isolated cell segregated from the general prison population.

However, as everybody knows, when a celebrity gets sent to jail in Los Angeles they never fully serve out their time. It's expected that The Game will only serve half of his sentence and will be released 30 days into his term. Sounds cushy, we know, but how would you like spending Easter, St Patrick's Day and International Women's Day locked in a cell? The Game will experience a hitherto unknown emotional challenge trying to get through that without weeping like a baby.  

But listen, now that The Game is in jail and Foxy Brown is in jail, literally the only rappers not in jail at the moment are two of the Fat Boys and MC Miker G. Literally.

Read more:

The Game Goes to Jail - E! Online