Barron Hilton, let’s be clear, is a man. A man with a stupid haircut and the obnoxious sneer of the overprivileged, but a man nonetheless.
And part of being a man involves admitting when you do wrong. Which is handy, because another part of being a man involves getting shitfaced on booze and driving around until the police arrest you, which counts as doing wrong.
And Barron Hilton has now done both of these things – he may have been arrested for DUI, but he’s also big enough to plead guilty to it. And now that Barron Hilton has joined the man club, he’s allowed to do all kinds of other man things, like grow a moustache and beat up women. Yay!
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Barron Hilton hasn't got a lot going for him – not only does he have the spazzy hair and pudgy face of a rejected Just William character, but he's also staring down the barrel of a vicious DUI charge.
Following his arrest last month, Paris Hilton's 18-year-old brother has been formally charged with DUI by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department and faces arraignment in April.
It just goes to show how quickly Barron Hilton is becoming his sister. Now that they've both been charged with DUI, Barron only has to be in a shitty reality TV show and wank a bloke off on the internet until he ends up with jizz all over his tits and Barron will have caught up with Paris Hilton completely.
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You know, we really haven’t seen enough DUI busts for our liking for the new year. Sure, we had a good run in the past with Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Kiefer Sutherland, Busta Rhymes, the entire cast and most of the crew of Lost…
Honestly, we didn’t think there was anyone left to get a DUI. But we were wrong. Turns out you just have to look to the siblings of other busted drunkards. Like Paris Hilton’s little brother, Barron Hilton, who has gone and gotten himself a DUI.
Oh, and he one upped his sister’s DUI with a fake license. Ha! Take that, Paris.
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You know, we really haven’t seen enough DUI busts for our liking for the new year. Sure, we had a good run in the past with Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Kiefer Sutherland, Busta Rhymes, the entire cast and most of the crew of Lost…
Honestly, we didn’t think there was anyone left to get a DUI. But we were wrong. Turns out you just have to look to the siblings of other busted drunkards. Like Paris Hilton’s little brother, Barron Hilton, who has gone and gotten himself a DUI.
Oh, and he one upped his sister’s DUI with a fake license. Ha! Take that, Paris.
