Articles tagged with: Barenaked ladies
Drug-Smooshed Barenaked Ladies Chap Avoids Jail
It's obvious that the world would be a much safer place if all the members of Barenaked Ladies were detained in a high security jail for eternity. But that's not going to happen. None of the Barenaked Ladies - not the one who looks like Kevin Bacon, not the one who looks like a weather-damaged Backstreet Boy, not even the schlubby fat one who seems to have dipped his chin in dogmuck - are going to jail. And especially not Steven Page, even though it looked like he might for a while. After being arrested for cocaine possession back in July, Steven Page from Barenaked Ladies has been staring down a jail sentence. Yesterday, though, he avoided that fate - but only if he promises to go to rehab and stay clean for six months. Stupid courts, everyone knows that when you're letting a Barenaked Lady avoid jail, you're supposed to slip in a clause banning them from ever making any more bad music ever again. Idiots.
It's obvious that the world would be a much safer place if all the members of Barenaked Ladies were detained in a high security jail for eternity. But that's not going to happen. None of the Barenaked Ladies - not the one who looks like Kevin Bacon, not the one who looks like a weather-damaged Backstreet Boy, not even the schlubby fat one who seems to have dipped his chin in dogmuck - are going to jail. And especially not Steven Page, even though it looked like he might for a while. After being arrested for cocaine possession back in July, Steven Page from Barenaked Ladies has been staring down a jail sentence. Yesterday, though, he avoided that fate - but only if he promises to go to rehab and stay clean for six months. Stupid courts, everyone knows that when you're letting a Barenaked Lady avoid jail, you're supposed to slip in a clause banning them from ever making any more bad music ever again. Idiots.
Barenaked Ladies Drug Bloke To Fight His Charges Like A Beast
There's a Barenaked Ladies song that goes "If I had $1,000,000/ I'd blow it all on coke/ and maybe a couple of hookers." Actually that might not be true - we don't like Barenaked Ladies nearly enough to listen to one of their terrible songs - but they do have a song called If I Had $1,000,000 and, since the band's singer Steven Page was arrested for cocaine possession this week, that scenario would probably make the most sense. Or maybe it wouldn't, because Barenaked Ladies have posted a message on their website saying that Steven Page will fight his charges to the ends of the Earth. Or until he's convicted, sent to jail and used as a violent masturbatory tool by the entire prison population as a twisted revenge for his song about Chickedy China The Chinese Chicken. Whichever one happens first, basically.
There's a Barenaked Ladies song that goes "If I had $1,000,000/ I'd blow it all on coke/ and maybe a couple of hookers." Actually that might not be true - we don't like Barenaked Ladies nearly enough to listen to one of their terrible songs - but they do have a song called If I Had $1,000,000 and, since the band's singer Steven Page was arrested for cocaine possession this week, that scenario would probably make the most sense. Or maybe it wouldn't, because Barenaked Ladies have posted a message on their website saying that Steven Page will fight his charges to the ends of the Earth. Or until he's convicted, sent to jail and used as a violent masturbatory tool by the entire prison population as a twisted revenge for his song about Chickedy China The Chinese Chicken. Whichever one happens first, basically.
Barenaked Ladies Singer Arrested For Something Other Than His Terrible Music
We always thought that Barenaked Ladies' 1998 hit One Week could only come from a diseased, drug-ravaged mind. And now we might have been proved correct. Steven Page, the guitarist and singer of twee, humourlessly chirpy Canadian folk-rock one-too-many hit wonders Barenaked Ladies has been arrested on suspicion of cocaine possession. That's right, kids, it looks like Barenaked Ladies are on drugs. Steven Page's arrest has put us in a thoroughly bad mood - we can't believe our heroes of the awful late-1990s acoustic radio pop scene are involved in drugs. Oh, say it hasn't spread! Promise us that Sugar Ray are still clean! Look us in the eye and swear that Lyte Funky Ones don't chase the dragon!
We always thought that Barenaked Ladies' 1998 hit One Week could only come from a diseased, drug-ravaged mind. And now we might have been proved correct. Steven Page, the guitarist and singer of twee, humourlessly chirpy Canadian folk-rock one-too-many hit wonders Barenaked Ladies has been arrested on suspicion of cocaine possession. That's right, kids, it looks like Barenaked Ladies are on drugs. Steven Page's arrest has put us in a thoroughly bad mood - we can't believe our heroes of the awful late-1990s acoustic radio pop scene are involved in drugs. Oh, say it hasn't spread! Promise us that Sugar Ray are still clean! Look us in the eye and swear that Lyte Funky Ones don't chase the dragon!
