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Stevie Wonder Loves Barack Obama

by Matthew Laidlow

Got a spare £20? Then go and bet on John McCain becoming the next president of America when voting season rolls round on November 4th.

After God knows how many months, the Democrat party has been bickering over whether to pick Bareck Obama or Bill Clinton’s wife as their 2008 candidate.

In the 2004 American election when the world witnessed George W Bush and John F Kerry wrestle for the chance to sit in a big white house, we all saw celebrities rally their support.

The majority of film, sports, music and TV stars said that George W Bush was a silly head and shouldn’t get your vote. We all know how much of a success that was when the American public stupidly voted calamity George back in to power.

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US Election Betting Odds: Scandal Edition – Shop Lifting

by Stuart Heritage

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Breaking: Sarah Jessica Parker’s 5-Year-Old Endorses Barack Obama

by Stuart Heritage

Without a shadow of a doubt, the two most important things to happen to the planet this year are the American general election and the Sex And The City film.

So imagine – just imagine – what would happen if the general election and the Sex And The City movie hit each other head-on. Imagine the explosion of joy. Scientists would probably bookmark that date as the day when all of Earth’s problems were solved forever.

So, people, brace yourself for that exact thing, because it’s happened – Sarah Jessica Parker has claimed that her five-year-old son quite likes Barack Obama. And Lego. But mainly Barack Obama. He’s harder to ram up your nose than Lego.

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Pennsylvania Primary Betting Odds: Barack Obama

by Stuart Heritage

Now that Dancing On Ice is over, we’ve had to look elsewhere to bring you your daily batch of betting odds.

And the sad truth is that there’s nothing quite as exciting or dramatic around. So, since minor celebrities performing shaky rudimentary ice skating moves are out, you’re just going to have to make do with the race to become the next leader of the free world. This week we’re focusing on the US general election, and we’re starting with the outcome of next month’s Pennsylvania Democratic primary. It’s basically the same as Dancing On Ice, but there’s less chance of seeing Holly Willoughby’s boob fall out.

So who’ll win the Pennsylvania Democratic primary? Here are the Pennsylvania primary betting odds for Barack Obama, with help from Paddy Power…

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Smelly-Looking Hippies Play For Barack Obama

by Stuart Heritage

Today is Super Tuesday, which we think is what Americans call Pancake Day.

Not really – every day is Pancake Day if you’re American. In fact, Super Tuesday is when everyone decides which person they’d like to think about choosing as the candidate that might possibly end up being the President or something. And all of the candidates need all the help they can get.

Barack Obama knows this, which is why he got The Grateful Dead to reform in a show of support. So at least he’s got the wizened old cheesy-toenailed hippy vote sewn up.

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