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WEBTHUMP! Monday 16 February 2009

by Stuart Heritage

9 – Barack Obama. Beatboxing – I Am Bored

8 – PETA: is really the sort of magic that you want to ban? – Bestweekever

7 – Know who’s going to make the Canadian army mighty again? Yoda – Globeandmail

6 – Statistically you probably spent your Valentine’s Day silently sitting in restaurant glowering at a person you resent. Not like any of these romantic sods – BuddyTV

5 – Like Spoon? Well tough, because their next album isn’t coming out for AGES – Texasmonthly

4 – We’re moving to India. Drinking fizzy cow piss is encouraged there. Not like it is here, miserable farmer gits – News

3 – Man invents toy that will one day rise up and kill us – TED

2 – Lesson of the day: never put an airgun up someone’s bottom and fire it – Austriantimes

1 – Oh, go on then. It’s Monday, so here’s a video of a cat playing the piano – YouTube

9 - Barack Obama. Beatboxing - I Am Bored 8 - PETA: is really the sort of magic that you want to ban? - Bestweekever 7 - Know who's going to make the Canadian army mighty again? Yoda - Globeandmail 6 - Statistically you probably spent your Valentine's Day silently sitting in restaurant glowering at a person you resent. Not like any of these romantic sods - BuddyTV 5 - Like Spoon? Well tough, because their next album isn't coming out for AGES - Texasmonthly 4 - We're moving to India. Drinking fizzy cow piss is encouraged there. Not like it is here, miserable farmer gits - News 3 - Man invents toy that will one day rise up and kill us - TED 2 - Lesson of the day: never put an airgun up someone's bottom and fire it - Austriantimes 1 - Oh, go on then. It's Monday, so here's a video of a cat playing the piano - YouTube
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WEBTHUMP! Monday 9 February 2009

by Stuart Heritage

9 – Christian Bale: the Stephen Colbert response – Comedycentral

8 – Guitar Hero players: you will never, ever be as good as this 14-year-old boy – NYT

7 – Futurama voice actors at work – YouTube

6 – A picture of a live cow that was struck by lightning? Why certainly – Dailymail

5 – A request from Stuart Heritage: please click on this link to my dad’s flycasting blog so that all the traffic freaks him out – Michaelheritage

4 – That awful ’25 things about me’ Facebook meme gets mentioned in TIME. TIME, for christ’s sake. We’re all doomed – TIME

3 – Warner Bros want to make five more Batman films, the idiots – /film

2 – For the hell of it, here’s Barack Obama swearing. A lot – Thatjohnzillasite

1 – Possibly the best thing ever – a Russian anti-Coke calendar – Englishrussia

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Beyonce Vs Etta James: It’s On, Which Is Just Plain Weird

by Stuart Heritage

The most touching part of President Obama’s inauguration ball was when Beyonce’s nipples performed At Last.

We’ve never seen nipple work like it. But while Barack Obama and the rest of the world were enchanted by Beyonce’s flawless rendition, one person wasn’t so keen – Etta James, the original performer of the song and the woman Beyonce played in Cadillac Records.

Apparently Etta James was so infuriated by the performance that she told a concert audience that Beyonce’s “gonna get her ass whupped.” Unlikely – Etta James is an old woman, and whupping an ass of Beyonce’s size would exhaust a professional cage fighter.

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WEBTHUMP! Friday 23 January 2009

by Stuart Heritage

9 – A bunch of pictures that you can email to your friends because you think it’ll make them like you more, when actually the exact opposite is true – Cracked

8 – An advert for liquorish allsorts that contains just about every objectionable micro-celeb on Earth – YouTube

7 – Ten things we can all agree that Lost is never going to explain to us, the sods – Unrealitymag

6 – Speaking of which, here’s the new Lost theme-tune – Collegehumour

5 – Barack Obama in an advert for liquid poo. We can’t even begin to list the amount of ways that this is offensive – I Am Bored

4 – Want to make beer-flavoured meat sauce? OK! – Instructables

3 – Which is better – to die of starvation or to eat bird vomit? This man says the latter. He is wrong – Yahoo

2 – Here’s William Shatner singing a song about taxis – Bedazzled

1 – To Mum, this is the film that your Christmas calendar is based on. Thanks us later – Kontraband

9 - A bunch of pictures that you can email to your friends because you think it'll make them like you more, when actually the exact opposite is true - Cracked 8 - An advert for liquorish allsorts that contains just about every objectionable micro-celeb on Earth - YouTube 7 - Ten things we can all agree that Lost is never going to explain to us, the sods - Unrealitymag 6 - Speaking of which, here's the new Lost theme-tune - Collegehumour 5 - Barack Obama in an advert for liquid poo. We can't even begin to list the amount of ways that this is offensive - I Am Bored 4 - Want to make beer-flavoured meat sauce? OK! - Instructables 3 - Which is better - to die of starvation or to eat bird vomit? This man says the latter. He is wrong - Yahoo 2 - Here's William Shatner singing a song about taxis - Bedazzled 1 - To Mum, this is the film that your Christmas calendar is based on. Thanks us later - Kontraband
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Eva Longoria Plants A Tree For Barack Obama, Or Something

by Stuart Heritage

For all the pomp and achievement around Barack Obama’s inauguration today, he’s bound to feel a little trepidation.

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Beyonce To Wail The First Thing Obama Will Hear As President

by Stuart Heritage

Tomorrow marks the first day of Barack Obama’s realisation that he can’t possibly live up to everyone’s expectations as president.

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Them Jonas Brothers Sure Do Love Barack Obama

by Stuart Heritage

Next week is undoubtedly going to be truly historic – The Jonas Brothers are playing a free concert! Squeeeeee!

We can’t breathe! Our favourite girl-haired, virgin popstars playing a concert? For free? This is totally like the best news ever! We should get there early – we want Kevin Jonas to look us right in the eye when we scream “ARRRGH! KEVINJONASILOVEYOU! ARRRGH!” at him during Lovebug!

Apparently The Jonas Brothers are playing their free concert to mark the inauguration of a man called Barack Obama, who’s like the new mayor or the world or something. But mainly – THE JONAS BROTHERS! OMG!!!

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WEBTHUMP! Friday 9 January 2008

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Andrew Lloyd Webber: can you do better than THIS? (answer ‘yes’ or we’ll come and get you)… 9 – Scientists say that big arses are healthy. J-Lo‘s inauguration as He-Man to take place this afternoon – News 8 – Here’s a song by a man who writes one a day – Ericstromsdailysong 7 [...]

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Anne Hathaway Poos On Barack Obama’s Cheesecake

by Stuart Heritage

We miss the election – truly it was the golden age of celebrities trying to be clever and ending up sounding like concussed sixth-formers.

Those days are long gone now – in less than a fortnight Barack Obama will become President Obama and the world’s celebrities can go back to concentrating on the important stuff, like skipping meals and starring in films about hilarious doggies.

That’s unless you’re Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway has decided to become a one-woman vetting committee determined not to let Barack Obama off the hook for anything. And she’ll chase answers with all the power that her gigantic face can summon.

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Hannah Montana To Teach Obama Kids The Art Of Womanhood

by Stuart Heritage

Malia and Sasha Obama are lucky kids – first they get a puppy and now they get to hang out with a raspy, prematurely sexual 16-year-old. Cuh!

In what’s being seen as a clever move to remind them that they’re not as important as they think they are, Barack Obama’s two daughters have been invited to meet the one man on earth who’s more powerful than their own father – Billy Ray Cyrus.

Billy Ray Cyrus has invited Malia and Sasha Obama to visit the set of Hannah Montana, and he’s positive that they’ll accept. After all, Sasha Obama is only a few ears away from reaching that important ‘taking photos of yourself in your underwear and plastering them all over the internet’ phase of her childhood and, by meeting Miley Cyrus, she’ll be getting tips from a veteran.

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