Home » Archive by Tags

Articles tagged with: Barack Obama

WEBTHUMP! Friday 23 January 2009
By Stuart Heritage on Friday, January 23, 2009 at 10:30am | No Comment
10 - There aren't enough words in the English language that can adequately describe how much we want one of these...
9 - A bunch of pictures that you can email to your friends because you think it'll make them like you more, when actually the exact opposite is true - Cracked
8 - An ...
Eva Longoria Plants A Tree For Barack Obama, Or Something
By Stuart Heritage on Tuesday, January 20, 2009 at 3:00pm | No Comment
Eva Longoria Plants A Tree For Barack Obama, Or Something For all the pomp and achievement around Barack Obama's inauguration today, he's bound to feel a little trepidation.
Obama is inheriting a country that's in its worst state for decades, and the wave of expectation which took him to the White House is so perilously high that he's bound to disappoint great swathes of those who voted him in. Before too long, Barack Obama is going to need a friend.
And a friend is what he's got in Eva Longoria, who's pledged to plant 500 trees on hs behalf. So that'll be a great big bloody weight off his mind, then.
Beyonce To Wail The First Thing Obama Will Hear As President
By Stuart Heritage on Monday, January 19, 2009 at 11:00am | 5 Comments
Beyonce To Wail The First Thing Obama Will Hear As President Tomorrow marks the first day of Barack Obama's realisation that he can't possibly live up to everyone's expectations as president.
But who cares? More important is the song that will accompany President Obama's very first dance on inauguration day. And, since you asked - it's Beyonce singing At Last from her movie Cadillac Records.
It's fortunate that Cadillac Records was Beyonce's most recent movie - had Barack Obama's inauguration happened three months later, Beyonce would have been forced to sing something from her upcoming Fatal Attraction rip-off movie, perhaps Stop Boning My Man or the whimsical I'll Kill You, You Bitch (I'll Kill You).
Them Jonas Brothers Sure Do Love Barack Obama
By Stuart Heritage on Wednesday, January 14, 2009 at 5:00pm | 5 Comments
Them Jonas Brothers Sure Do Love Barack Obama Next week is undoubtedly going to be truly historic - The Jonas Brothers are playing a free concert! Squeeeeee!
We can't breathe! Our favourite girl-haired, virgin popstars playing a concert? For free? This is totally like the best news ever! We should get there early - we want Kevin Jonas to look us right in the eye when we scream "ARRRGH! KEVINJONASILOVEYOU! ARRRGH!" at him during Lovebug!
Apparently The Jonas Brothers are playing their free concert to mark the inauguration of a man called Barack Obama, who's like the new mayor or the world or something. But mainly - THE JONAS BROTHERS! OMG!!!
WEBTHUMP! Friday 9 January 2008
By Stuart Heritage on Friday, January 9, 2009 at 10:30am | One Comment
10 - Andrew Lloyd Webber: can you do better than THIS? (answer 'yes' or we'll come and get you)...
9 - Scientists say that big arses are healthy. J-Lo's inauguration as He-Man to take place this afternoon - News
8 - Here's a song by a man who writes one a day - ...
Anne Hathaway Poos On Barack Obama’s Cheesecake
By Stuart Heritage on Thursday, January 8, 2009 at 11:00am | No Comment
Anne Hathaway Poos On Barack Obama’s Cheesecake We miss the election - truly it was the golden age of celebrities trying to be clever and ending up sounding like concussed sixth-formers.
Those days are long gone now - in less than a fortnight Barack Obama will become President Obama and the world's celebrities can go back to concentrating on the important stuff, like skipping meals and starring in films about hilarious doggies.
That's unless you're Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway has decided to become a one-woman vetting committee determined not to let Barack Obama off the hook for anything. And she'll chase answers with all the power that her gigantic face can summon.
Hannah Montana To Teach Obama Kids The Art Of Womanhood
By Stuart Heritage on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 at 6:00pm | 6 Comments
Hannah Montana To Teach Obama Kids The Art Of Womanhood Malia and Sasha Obama are lucky kids - first they get a puppy and now they get to hang out with a raspy, prematurely sexual 16-year-old. Cuh!
In what's being seen as a clever move to remind them that they're not as important as they think they are, Barack Obama's two daughters have been invited to meet the one man on earth who's more powerful than their own father - Billy Ray Cyrus.
Billy Ray Cyrus has invited Malia and Sasha Obama to visit the set of Hannah Montana, and he's positive that they'll accept. After all, Sasha Obama is only a few ears away from reaching that important 'taking photos of yourself in your underwear and plastering them all over the internet' phase of her childhood and, by meeting Miley Cyrus, she'll be getting tips from a veteran.
Hey, Look! It’s the Barack Obama Irish Song
By Matthew Laidlow on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 at 11:30am | 24 Comments
Hey, Look! It’s the Barack Obama Irish Song During the whole presidential election thing, many people picked up on the small detail that Barack Obama was an African American.
His rival John McCain was not an African American. People claim that some members of the American population would hold this against Mr Obama. Others though would embrace the change and vote for someone who didn’t bang on about a war ...
Celebrity Gossip

Movie Gossip

TV News

Music News

Weird News

Sports News