Barack Obama Really Doesn’t Want Lindsay Lohan’s Help, Thanks Think what you will, but you all know deep down that the upcoming presidential election will be won and lost on the say-so of one person - Lindsay Lohan. You might not realise it, but it's true. Look at Lindsay Lohan - she definitely thinks so. Earlier this week Lindsay was blogging her little freckles off about mean old Sarah Palin, and now she's decided to host a number of events for her candidate of choice, Barack Obama. Trouble is, Barack Obama would rather dip his balls in acid than let Lindsay Lohan even begin to help him out, and his people have turned all of her offers down. But don't worry, because Lindsay Lohan has put the snub behind her and moved onto bigger and better things. Well, maybe not bigger. And better's a slight exaggeration. But things. Definitely things. Staring into the middle distance and cultivating a staggering lack of self-awareness still counts as a thing, doesn't it? Good.