Articles tagged with: Barack Obama
WEBTHUMP! September 30 2009
10 - Want to go to a fancy secret Bee Stings album launch party in London on Friday? You should jolly well ask for an invite here, then - Beestings 9 - Here, have a pretty map of all 13,000 McDonalds branches in America - Geekologie 8 - What's the highest level of smarm that you think Simon Cowell could ever achieve? Double it. Double it again. You're still waaaay off - WWM 7 - Look, it's a lovely teasmade - Interestment
Guff About Videogames – The Let’s Hate Obama (for no reason) Edition!
President Obama hates videogames – we have a reason to doubt the messiah. Took a while to find one that wasn’t borne out of racism or hatred of being fair to people, but we’ve found one. Sure, it may be grasping at straws to find fault with what he’s saying, and sure it may just be the kneejerk defensive reaction of a gamer wronged that we’re seeing – with the potential for some old-fashion INTERNET JUSTICE to be doled out. But hey – we welcome reasons to dislike popular people.
President Obama hates videogames – we have a reason to doubt the messiah. Took a while to find one that wasn’t borne out of racism or hatred of being fair to people, but we’ve found one. Sure, it may be grasping at straws to find fault with what he’s saying, and sure it may just be the kneejerk defensive reaction of a gamer wronged that we’re seeing – with the potential for some old-fashion INTERNET JUSTICE to be doled out. But hey – we welcome reasons to dislike popular people.
SLACKERJACK – Obama Vs Fly
Typical hecklerspray, always three weeks behind the Zeitgeist. Anyway, shut up because this time it’s totally worth it. Remember that time when Barack Obama killed a fly like some sort of ninja? Here’s the game version of that. In Obama Vs Fly, you play the fly. All you need to ...
Typical hecklerspray, always three weeks behind the Zeitgeist. Anyway, shut up because this time it’s totally worth it. Remember that time when Barack Obama killed a fly like some sort of ninja? Here’s the game version of that. In Obama Vs Fly, you play the fly. All you need to ...
Susan Boyle Would Rather Do Oprah Than Obama
We apologise to sensitive readers, who may have brought a little bit of acid up when reading that headline. It's true, though. It's been revealed that the beefy Caledonian lady has turned down an invitation to attend a White House party thrown by the new President, while accepting an offer from Oprah Winfrey to appear on her show, alongside Simon Cowell. We're guessing they'll be discussing the merits of underwiring in bras, or something.
We apologise to sensitive readers, who may have brought a little bit of acid up when reading that headline. It's true, though. It's been revealed that the beefy Caledonian lady has turned down an invitation to attend a White House party thrown by the new President, while accepting an offer from Oprah Winfrey to appear on her show, alongside Simon Cowell. We're guessing they'll be discussing the merits of underwiring in bras, or something.
Kal Penn Quits Acting To Pursue Self-Important Egomania
Although the US election had its fair share of weird celebrity moments, one moment stood out more than any other. We're talking about you, Kal Penn. In the run-up to the election, Kal Penn was everywhere - making speeches, appearing at inaugural balls, blithering about politics on his blog - even though he's only famous for being fellated by a giant bag of weed in a film. Anyway, now Kal Penn has quit acting to become an associate director at the Office of Public Liaison for the Obama administration. Next week, Eva Longoria takes control of the nuclear football and everybody dies.
Although the US election had its fair share of weird celebrity moments, one moment stood out more than any other. We're talking about you, Kal Penn. In the run-up to the election, Kal Penn was everywhere - making speeches, appearing at inaugural balls, blithering about politics on his blog - even though he's only famous for being fellated by a giant bag of weed in a film. Anyway, now Kal Penn has quit acting to become an associate director at the Office of Public Liaison for the Obama administration. Next week, Eva Longoria takes control of the nuclear football and everybody dies.
WEBTHUMP! Monday 16 February 2009
10 - Here's a video that sums up our 2008 in so many different ways... 9 - Barack Obama. Beatboxing - I Am Bored 8 - PETA: is really the sort of magic that you want to ban? - Bestweekever 7 - Know who's going to make the Canadian army mighty again? Yoda - ...
WEBTHUMP! Monday 9 February 2009
10 - Ah, The Onion, your'e funny because you're true... 9 - Christian Bale: the Stephen Colbert response - Comedycentral 8 - Guitar Hero players: you will never, ever be as good as this 14-year-old boy - NYT 7 - Futurama voice actors at work - YouTube 6 ...
Beyonce Vs Etta James: It’s On, Which Is Just Plain Weird
The most touching part of President Obama's inauguration ball was when Beyonce's nipples performed At Last. We've never seen nipple work like it. But while Barack Obama and the rest of the world were enchanted by Beyonce's flawless rendition, one person wasn't so keen - Etta James, the original performer of the song and the woman Beyonce played in Cadillac Records. Apparently Etta James was so infuriated by the performance that she told a concert audience that Beyonce's "gonna get her ass whupped." Unlikely - Etta James is an old woman, and whupping an ass of Beyonce's size would exhaust a professional cage fighter.
The most touching part of President Obama's inauguration ball was when Beyonce's nipples performed At Last. We've never seen nipple work like it. But while Barack Obama and the rest of the world were enchanted by Beyonce's flawless rendition, one person wasn't so keen - Etta James, the original performer of the song and the woman Beyonce played in Cadillac Records. Apparently Etta James was so infuriated by the performance that she told a concert audience that Beyonce's "gonna get her ass whupped." Unlikely - Etta James is an old woman, and whupping an ass of Beyonce's size would exhaust a professional cage fighter.
