Even the most hopelessly recluse televisiophobes among you will have noticed that I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here is back on TV, but which hapless non-celebrity stands the biggest chance of winning this year?

It’s just as well that we’re here, isn’t it? We’ve got all the latest I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds for you right here, and even though the betting odds are deadly accurate at time of writing, we feel we should drop a few disclaimers here for the sake of transparency: 1) We can’t stand I’m A Celebrity get me Out Of Here, 2) No, really, we can’t stand it, 3) When Ant and Dec walk across that big bridge thing, we secretly wish it’d snap, 4) In our heads, we refer to I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here as I Can Hardly Be Construed As A Celebrity By Any Stretch Of The Imagination But If I Eat This Kangaroo Anus Perhaps Someone Will Give Me An Iceland Advert. In full. All the time.

So with that in mind, who’s going to win this year’s I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here? Here are this week’s I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here betting odds – for all of the contestants – with help from Paddy Power…

Lynne Franks – Supposedly the inspiration for Absolutely Fabulous, but we’re not convinced – as far as we can remember, Absolutely Fabulous wasn’t about a fat misery-guts who strops about like she’s possessed by the ghost of George Harrison. Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 50/1

John Burton Race – I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here‘s resident red-eyed self-loathing celebrity chef. John Burton Race also happens to look a lot like Skeletor, but we haven’t decided if that’s a good or a bad thing yet. Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 33/1

Anna Ryder Richardson – There’s no two ways about it; Anna Ryder Richardson must leave I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, because if she doesn’t there’s every chance she’ll become the new Linda Barker. And the world needs that like it needs to be stabbed to death by a tramp. Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 25/1

Katie Hopkins – What a waste of a failed Apprentice candidate Katie Hopkins is on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. Her place should have obviously been taken by Tre Azam, who’d have punched six crocodiles in the face by now. And he’d have chewed the arse off a live kangaroo. Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 14/1

Jason Brown – Was once in 5ive, or so we’re told. Again, we’re not convinced – Jason seems to be so resolutely northern that he we can’t imagine he’d see singing, or in fact any other profession that doesn’t directly involve carrying coal up a ladder, as a bit poofy. Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 14/1

Marc Bannerman – Used to be Dirty Beppe‘s brother in EastEnders, was in Celebrity Wrestling and got convinced to take part in I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here by his friend Dean Gaffney. If you read all that without wanting to vote Marc Bannerman off, you’re made of stronger stuff than us. Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 12/1

Rodney Marsh – The man who seems most intent on using I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here as his resignation letter from public life. Every second Rodney senses the cameras are on him he’ll say something offensive like “Women make such a fuss about childbirth” or “You know what I hate? All black people.” Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 10/1

Gemma Atkinson – What sets Gemma Atkinson apart from all the other girls from Hollyoaks? Well, she’s northern and, um, she looks OK in a bikini and, well, erm… no, that’s it, really. But at least the northern and bikini bits make her unique as far as the Hollyoaks cast goes, right? Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 6/1

Cerys Matthews – Three things have happened to Cerys Matthews since she was last famous a decade ago: 1) She’s taken an inexplicable liking to cockneys, 2) her boobs have suddenly got gigantic, and 3) she’s developed granny-claws. All of these things freak us out. Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 5/1

Janice Dickinson – The only reason why people watch I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. Forthright to the point of madness, we can see the British public taking to Janice Dickinson like it did to David Gest last year, except hopefully Janice won’t stink up the newspapers for a year afterwards like Gest did. Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 9/2

Christopher Biggins – Ooh, it’s Christopher Biggins! Lovely Chrissy Chris Christopher Biggity Biggy Biggins! He’s so lovely, isn’t he, dear old Christopher Biggins? We hope Christopher Biggins wins I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, because… actually, what does Christopher Biggins even do? Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 2/1

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