Bangkok Dangerous Kicks The Poo Out Of Weekend Box Office Nicolas Cage apparently lives in Bath, but everyone knows that his real home is the top of the weekend box office. Or a wig shop. Who knows? Anyway, We're only telling you this because Nicolas Cage's new film Bangkok Dangerous is number one at the US weekend box office this week, taking in a mighty seven million dollars. Look, that figure might be 22 times less than The Dark Knight took on its opening weekend, but did The Dark Knight feature a skinny man in a funny wig shooting people in a boat? No, no it didn't. Point proved. Bangkok Dangerous' weekend box office success makes us think that all Asian movies would do well if they were remade starring Nicolas Cage. Imagine Nicolas Cage eating a live octopus in an Old Boy remake. Or Nicolas Cage kicking over cities in a Godzilla remake. Or a remake of The Ring where Nicolas Cage crawls out of a TV and scares Nicolas Cage to death and Nicolas Cage has to investigate it. Yes!

Trailers Decoded: Bangkok Dangerous Look, we're almost certainly not going to pay to see Bangkok Dangerous at the cinema. And what's more, we really don't care about it enough to do any research on it at all. So here's what we know about Bangkok Dangerous, just from watching the trailer. PLOT - Bangkok Dangerous is a remake of Leaving Las ...