Good News, Stinking Jobless Wasters – Phish Are Back Are you a fan of tedious, formless, mostly improvised songs that go on for three hours longer than the point of normal human endurance? You are? Well have we got some good news for you! Phish - the defunct jam-band predominantly famous for a) having some ice cream named after it and b) totally soundtracking that epic hacky sack marathon you and your buddies had in your parent's backyard one afternoon back when you were 28 - are reuniting. Phish have announced three special comeback dates in Virginia for next March, their first since disbanding in 2004. We'll definitely be attending the Phish reunion shows - it's been too long since we last caught beard nits off a hippy after stumbling into the middle of a drearily self-satisfied drum circle in the carpark of an old WWF arena.

Johnny Borrell Set To Lose What Little Credibility He Ever Had

If it's not soaring petrol costs, immigrants stealing all the crap jobs that no-one wants or obesity, then there’s always one story on TV - bloody global warming and our apparently massive carbon footprint.

While the USA, China, India and other big fuck off countries do nothing to force their citizens into any vague ecological action, it’s the UK that suffers. Rubbish pop stars and crap celebrities rally round to try and make us believe they give a shit and shake off any twatty image they may have.

How do they do this? That's right, by song. Which is why indie twig Johnny Borrell is going to environmentally gig it up with a band made up of MPs. Maybe they’ll cover the cost by putting it on their expenses.