Articles tagged with: Balthazar Getty
Vandal Makes Sienna Miller’s House Say ‘Slut’
Sienna Miller has had the word 'slut' spray painted on her house. The British actress' public image took another body blow following her much-criticised affair with married boyfriend Balthazar Getty after vandals wrote the insult on the outer wall of her North London home. So who would do such a terrible thing? Well, of course, there is the legal wife or several children of the guy she is currently bonking senseless. Then there is her jilted ex-lover Rhys Ifans. But Hecklerspray would like to make it very clear that we don't think it is any of these people. Pointing the finger would be just wrong. Plus the fact that Sienna Miller is so unpopular at the moment the list of possible culprits is too long to narrow down.
Sienna Miller has had the word 'slut' spray painted on her house. The British actress' public image took another body blow following her much-criticised affair with married boyfriend Balthazar Getty after vandals wrote the insult on the outer wall of her North London home. So who would do such a terrible thing? Well, of course, there is the legal wife or several children of the guy she is currently bonking senseless. Then there is her jilted ex-lover Rhys Ifans. But Hecklerspray would like to make it very clear that we don't think it is any of these people. Pointing the finger would be just wrong. Plus the fact that Sienna Miller is so unpopular at the moment the list of possible culprits is too long to narrow down.
Sienna Miller Takes Off Her Top, Smooches It Up with Some Married Guy
Sienna Miller has committed a grievous crime. She was recently photographed off the coast of Italy all lovey-dovey with actor Balthazar Getty, who is married with four children. Sienna’s crime: bad posture. A topless Sienna Miller, hunched over like a squatting monkey, making wild gestures– just let that image sink in for a second – revokes her standard 'Hottie Waiver' when it comes to any moral violations such as adultery. It also subjects her to the standard Dratch Infraction. This, of course, rates the seriousness of how unattractive a woman is compared to Rachel Dratch doing, well, anything. We’ve been informed that all charges will be dropped if Sienna Miller goes away. Forever. Please electronically sign this post in the comments section to support this cause. You can make a difference!
Sienna Miller has committed a grievous crime. She was recently photographed off the coast of Italy all lovey-dovey with actor Balthazar Getty, who is married with four children. Sienna’s crime: bad posture. A topless Sienna Miller, hunched over like a squatting monkey, making wild gestures– just let that image sink in for a second – revokes her standard 'Hottie Waiver' when it comes to any moral violations such as adultery. It also subjects her to the standard Dratch Infraction. This, of course, rates the seriousness of how unattractive a woman is compared to Rachel Dratch doing, well, anything. We’ve been informed that all charges will be dropped if Sienna Miller goes away. Forever. Please electronically sign this post in the comments section to support this cause. You can make a difference!
