It’s awful being a teenager. Your skin starts bubbling like some terrible sauce, your face becomes covered in some kind of feathery down leaving you looking like a weeping willow and, most crucially, your voice starts acting like a jerk.
If being a teen wasn’t embarrassing enough (and of course NO-ONE UNDERSTANDS YOU), people say a buncha personal stuff about you to redden your cheeks further.
We’re talking about Justin Bieber and the small matter that his manager has just informed the world that his prancing cash-piglet’s ‘balls have dropped’.
Cher Lloyd, you remember her don't you? She's that one what didn't win the X Factor and is still famous for some reason despite not having actually done anything to earn it.