What’s that, there in the distance? Why, it’s some Eurovision betting odds. Ah, here they are now.

But before we get to the good stuff, we’ve got the daily Eurovision rehearsal rundowns to get through. What have they taught us this time? That the Portuguese woman sometimes doesn’t wear shoes, that the Maltese woman has a black and silver theme and that… no, we’ve already told you too much.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Spain, with help from Paddy Power…

Spain (pop. 43,197,684; a country located in southwest Europe) Rodolfo Chikilicuatre, Baila El Chiki-Chiki

We don’t wish to appear rude, but Spain is probably a few years behind the rest of the world. That’s because the rest of the world learnt long ago that you should never let people on the internet choose anything for you. Spain’s learnt that lesson now, but it learnt it the hard way – by letting MySpace users pick Rodolfo Chikilocuatre to represent it at Eurovision. Imagine the bad pisstakey music that used to close episodes of Eurotrash. That’s basically Baila El Chiki-Chiki in a nutshell, except that this is far scarier because it’s real. A Reggaeton song performed by a skinny git in an Elvis wig and a tiny guitar, not even ironic appreciation can save Baila El Chiki-Chiki. It’s the name of a dance apparently, and Hugo Chavez dances it. So do dead people. And blah blah blah blah. If we ignore him, maybe Rodolfo Chikilicuatre will get bored and go away. Current Eurovision betting odds – 33/1

Tomorrow: Sweden! But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Eurovision betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.