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Bai Ling is one of the most recognizable Chinese actresses regularly working in Hollywood. She is so accomplished that she is often confused with Lucy Liu.

Bai Ling’s breakout American role was as Mica in The Crow. She garnered critical acclaim for her performance in Red Corner. She is also known for not appearing in Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith.

Since then, she has made headlines for such prestigious career moves as flashing her nipples on red carpets and shoplifting tabloids at LAX.

Bai Ling Pleads Guilty To That Thing She Did

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

It takes a big man to admit they're wrong. Well, a big man or a tiny Chinese lady with a bewildering haircut.

Bai Ling has pleaded guilty to disturbing the peace following her arrest at LAX last month. You'll remember that Bai Ling was arrested for shoplifting two copies of Star magazine and a packet of batteries from an airport shop in a state of high emotional trauma.

And that amounts to disturbing the peace? No, of course it isn't. What happened was that Bai Ling worked out a deal with prosecutors allowing her to plead guilty to disturbing the peace to keep the other, more shameful, crime from her records. That crime is obviously being a reader of Star magazine.

Bai Ling Charged With Pathetic Sad-Faced Theft

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Forget murder and rape and all that jazz – the worst crime a human being can commit is clearly the crime of stealing two magazines and some batteries from an airport.

And, on that watertight basis, we feel confident in saying that Bai Ling is basically worse than Hitler, Attila The Hun and the Cloverfield monster combined. They may have done some terrible things, but at least they didn't steal batteries from an airport.

Bai Ling has now been formally charged with this petty theft, and if she's found guilty her punishment will either be an eternity spent thrashing around in unendurable pain in the screaming fiery depths of hell or a $250 fine. Whichever's easiest.

Bai Ling Only Went Robbing Because She Was Sad

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Valentine's Day does funny thing to people.

In a relationship? Valentine's Day will make you grumble about spending £1.70 on a card. Single? Valentine's Day will make you feel worthless and unloved. Bai Ling? Valentine's Day will make you steal magazines and batteries to the value of $16 from an airport store before you're caught and arrested.

Bai Ling – star of no good films ever – was arrested for shoplifting on Wednesday, and she blames it on splitting up with a boy right before Valentine's Day. Makes sense – sometimes the only things that can mend a broken heart are some celebrity magazines and batteries to the value of $16.