Let’s be serious for a moment – if you were the parent of a child like Miley Cyrus, you’d be appalled.
Just think of the implications. If you were the father of a child like Miley Cyrus then you, by definition, would be just like Billy Ray Cyrus. And that doesn’t even bear thinking about, does it? You’d have to grow a girl’s haircut. And a funny little beard that makes your entire face look like a stripper’s vagina. It’d be horrible.
Oh, and you’d also be appalled because your child would end up being named as the worst celebrity influence of the year, just like Miley Cyrus has.
