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And now, some news that should leave you feeling utterly confused and unsure of how to feel. Basically, this will either sadden you or make you wonder whether you should give the slightest shit about it all. And it involves Nick and Aaron Carter.
The rub is this: Leslie Carter, the sister of Aaron Carter and former Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, has died in upstate New York aged 25 years old.
What gives?
There was a time, not so long ago, when Justin Bieber didn’t exist. It’s hard to believe we know, but it’s true. “But who did you have to provide annoying bubblegum pop that sent tweenage girls hearts a flutter?” We hear you ask.
The answer is simple, Aaron Carter. He was the brother of a Backstreet Boy, wore a backwards baseball cap and he had Bieber’s trademark mix of a baby face, blond hair and an unthreatening charm that saw him climb the charts with such sweet puppy love anthems as, “I Want Candy,” and, “Crazy Little Party Girl.”
Naturally all of this made him a target for Michael Jackson. Read More >>>
Remember the Backstreet Boys? They had… um… they had that song that went “Backstreet’s back, alright!” *dng, dng-nr nr nr nr nr, dng, dung dng dong* and… uh… Justin Timberlake was in them. And someone called Carter. Jimmy Carter! That’s him! And, the… ummm… the other guy. The blonde one with the square head.
And who could forget New Kids On The Block? There was Jordan, Joey, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross and Jeremiah-Jehosaphat and… uh… that song they had… “New Kids’ back, alright!” *dng, dng-nr nr nr nr nr, dng, dung dng dong*
Anyway, both of these teams of humans are going to tour together in a move that will see the Earth creating more ozone to be destroyed especially by the hairspray of the band and fans combined. Read More >>>
The R Kelly child pornography trial is now underway, and it looks like things are even more disgusting than we thought.
Because, on the opening day of the trial, the now infamous alleged R Kelly sex tape was played to jurors and – we can’t believe we have to tell to tell you something as sordid as this – it features dancing. To a Backstreet Boys song.
Oh, and also it allegedly shows R Kelly urinating, his possibly 13-year-old sex partner urinating and several creepy instances of the word ‘Daddy’. But one thing the R Kelly sex tape doesn’t feature is The Spice Girls, because as soon as one of their songs comes on the radio, R Kelly allegedly halts proceedings and switches channel. Suck it Geri Halliwell, you’re not even good enough to soundtrack lurid child sex videos! In your face!
