Avril Lavigne Files For Divorce From Whoever Her Husband Was If your dream was to one day see a Sum 41/ Avril Lavigne supergroup, we've got some miserable news for you. You have crap dreams. Seriously, try and upgrade your ambition a little. Oh, and the other piece of miserable news is that the aforementioned supergroup will never come to pass - following their recent split announcement, Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley have filed for divorce. Apparently Avril Lavigne cited irreconcilable differences in her divorce papers, but that's just legal talk. We think it means that they had to get divorced because literally nobody on the planet had thought about either of them once in the last two years.

Avril Lavigne & Deryck Whibley Split: Remember Either Of Them? Are you invested in the lives of people who you once sort of half-liked but now no longer remember at all? You are? Then you might want to sit down. Remember Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley? Come on, yes you do. They were the king and queen of bad, faux-rebellious teenage music from several years ago. Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley. You remember. She was definitely a punk because sometimes she wore a tie in an ironic way and his name was both stupid and hard to spell. You remember Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley. You do. Anyway, they've split up.

Avril Lavigne is ‘Too Sexy’ For Malaysia. Malaysia Has an Odd Definition of ‘Too Sexy’. Avril Lavigne has been called many things - 'an irritating little twit', 'a moody, half-arsed performer' and even (cruelest of the cruel) 'married to that fat-faced one from Sum 41'. What she seemingly has never been called though, is 'too sexy'. Until now. Ahead of an upcoming tour around Asia, the youth wing of the Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party have raised issue with the Canadian poplet with the dead eyes. For being too sexy. The world can be a very odd place. Now, we understand it may be a more conservative way of life over there, but calling Avril Lavigne 'too sexy' is akin to calling Brooke Hogan a 'purveyor of finely thought out political commentary' - it just doesn't fit. How, exactly, is looking really bored on stage considered sexy, even in a culture where sexuality is somewhat repressed, or hidden away? Answers on a postcard.

Avril Lavigne Designs Clothes For ‘Hip’ ‘Kids’ Everywhere

Hey! Hey! You! You! Do you want to dress like an obnoxious, self-important, mostly clueless twonklord?

You do? Well that's just fantastic, because Avril Lavigne is bringing out her very own clothing line. And, best of all, every garment is loosely based on an item of clothing that Avril Lavigne actually owns!

Now you too can experience the thrill of people stopping you on the street and asking if you're Avril Lavigne. You'll also be able to experience the uncomfortable beating that you'll get when you reply "No, but I love Avril Lavigne so much that I bought a range of clothes specifically to make me look like her," but let's not dwell on that. Avril Lavigne! Yay!

Possibly Pregnant Avril Lavigne Not Pregnant Says Avril Lavigne

Imagine the glorious baby that would be created if obnoxious pop brat Avril Lavigne ever had a baby with syrup-faced goon Deryck Whibley.

And imagine it hard, because you won't get to see it for a while. Although reports have been fizzing around claiming that Avril Lavigne is expecting her first baby, Avril's reps have dashed everyone's hopes by claiming that none of it is true.

But, hey, at least now that she probably isn't pregnant Avril Lavigne gets to remain the cleverest and most mature person in her family. Unless she has a pet gerbil, of course.