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These Elizabeth Olsen Nudes Will Blow Your Mind (105 PICS)

elizabeth olsen nudeThere’s just something about Elizabeth Olsen. She’s the prettiest Olsen girl and undoubtedly the most talented one at all. She’s also incredibly sexy and super cool with get naked on film, which is totally awesome.

You’ve seen her as the Scarlet Witch in the Marvel Universe movies like Avengers and Captain America. But her breakout role was in Martha Marcy May Marlene, where you played a girl with mental issues after life in a cult. Yes, if you must know… she had a couple of nude scenes in the film.

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7 Comic Book Superhero Teams That Deserve a Movie

September 26th, 2012 By Gavin Bard

Fresh off of the Avengers proving that you can make a successful movie with half a dozen recognizable actors and established franchises ? who knew?! ? you have to expect there are calls going back and forth about how to rip off its success and make some quick cash.

Obviously, a reboot of the X-Men and the Fantastic Four can’t be that far away, and DC is confident they can make a Justice League movie with a new Batman and not piss people off too bad, but what is left for the greedy, industry ruining producers that don’t have their greasy hands all over the rights to a major property?

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Smell Like A Superhero; Don’t Worry, It’s Not Condorman

January 24th, 2012 By Robin Darke

Ever wanted to smell like one of Marvel?s finest? Of course you have. If you said you'd be a stinking liar. See what we did there? Stinking. It's a joke! A funny joke! Oh, shut up a second and we?ll tell you how you can.

We've always longed for our lady friends to smell like Black Widow, and for our friends to smell like rejection, fear and Michael Fassbender: just like the X-Men.

The good people at Jads International, which sounds a lot like one of the stripping troupes that frequently visit the HS bedsit (Nads International) are bringing you a range of aftershaves that are themed around the main characters from the upcoming, and not at all Marvel?s last chance-saloon, The Avengers.

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Superman Returns To Krypton

July 22nd, 2011 By Kris Silver

2011 appears to be the year of the big budget comic book movie. When it comes to adaptations of graphic novels, we're being spoiled rotten right now.

Marvel?s first avenger, Captain America has just hit cinemas worldwide, Green Lantern? well, it happened didn't it? and we've been given 3 brand spanking new teaser trailers to salivate over.

New offerings from Batman, Spiderman and The Avengers may well be due soon, but one hero currently not donning his tightest pants in preparation to be thrust back into the spotlight like some weird pervert is Superman.

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Robert Downey Jr Signs For The Disappointing Third Iron Man Film

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Robert Downey Jr knows a good thing when he sees it – like handguns, lots of Class A drugs and movies directed by Guy Ritchie.

OK OK OK, so Robert Downey Jr doesn’t know a good thing when he sees it. Probably seven out of ten times he knows a good thing when actually he sees a rubbish thing. But Robert Downey Jr does know what things will make him richer than his wildest dreams, and he chases those things like a dog.

According to reports, Robert Downey Jr has signed a contract securing him to Iron Man 3 and an Avengers movie. This is particularly good news for anyone who, while enjoying the original Iron Man, really wants to see Iron Man get overtaken by an alien, grow an evil haircut and then dancing the Twist with Kirsten Dunst while cooking some eggs. For Superhero Law states that all of the above must happen in Iron Man 3.

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Captain America Starred In The Incredible Hulk. No, Really

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

The Incredible Hulk was jam-packed with cameos – Tony Stark was there, as were the ghosts of all your dead relatives asking why you were watching such a bad film.

Or maybe that was just us. Anyway, once cameo in The Incredible Hulk that you might have missed was Captain America. Seriously. Captain America really was in The Incredible Hulk, but only if you bought the DVD and then squinted until your eyes bled for one specific millisecond during a deleted scene set in the arctic.

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