Articles tagged with: Australia
Wordless Nicole Kidman Tells Aboriginal Male Culture To Stick It Up Their Didgeridoo
Nicole Kidman, of who it's long been known hates all cultures except that one from wherever she's from (we think its Iceland), absolutely hates everything about Australia. She hates Australia's Outback, she hates Australia's kangaroos, and perhaps most perplexing of all, she only has nice things to say about the country's gaping ozone hole. THAT THING IS KILLING PEOPLE, NICOLE! The final alleged anti-Australian blow that Kidman's PR people should really get on is the way she hates Aborigines and all they stand for - especially their musical instruments that are sacredly reserved for the lips of men, but that she likes to puff on anyway.
Nicole Kidman, of who it's long been known hates all cultures except that one from wherever she's from (we think its Iceland), absolutely hates everything about Australia. She hates Australia's Outback, she hates Australia's kangaroos, and perhaps most perplexing of all, she only has nice things to say about the country's gaping ozone hole. THAT THING IS KILLING PEOPLE, NICOLE! The final alleged anti-Australian blow that Kidman's PR people should really get on is the way she hates Aborigines and all they stand for - especially their musical instruments that are sacredly reserved for the lips of men, but that she likes to puff on anyway.
Jerry Lewis Slags Off The Gays Via The Medium Of Cricket
When it comes to the anti-gay slur, there's perhaps no greater master than Jerry Lewis - the man is nothing short of a maestro. Just over a year since Jerry Lewis last got into trouble for airing his uniquely fruity views on homosexuals during a live telethon, he's done it again. This time, Jerry Lewis managed to offend all the gays in the world while in Australia, where he told a reporter that cricket is "a fag game." Obviously that's a completely outrageous thing to say, and it's obvious why so many people have reacted to Jerry Lewis' comment with horror. By calling cricket a fag game, Jerry Lewis has displayed not only a casual intolerance of homosexuals but also a huge lack of education - cricket isn't a fag game at all. It's a crap game that only turds enjoy. Again, cricket is a crap game that only turds enjoy.
When it comes to the anti-gay slur, there's perhaps no greater master than Jerry Lewis - the man is nothing short of a maestro. Just over a year since Jerry Lewis last got into trouble for airing his uniquely fruity views on homosexuals during a live telethon, he's done it again. This time, Jerry Lewis managed to offend all the gays in the world while in Australia, where he told a reporter that cricket is "a fag game." Obviously that's a completely outrageous thing to say, and it's obvious why so many people have reacted to Jerry Lewis' comment with horror. By calling cricket a fag game, Jerry Lewis has displayed not only a casual intolerance of homosexuals but also a huge lack of education - cricket isn't a fag game at all. It's a crap game that only turds enjoy. Again, cricket is a crap game that only turds enjoy.
Awesome Or Off-Putting: The Bunyip
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. The Bunyip is an Australian legend that started with the Aborigines, and was subsequently spread among the white settlers. It's been physically described as looking a thousand different ways - having everything from horse parts to tentacles. At one point a skull of the creature was thought to be found, and when science at the time could not definitively identify it - it looked like the legends were all too true.
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. The Bunyip is an Australian legend that started with the Aborigines, and was subsequently spread among the white settlers. It's been physically described as looking a thousand different ways - having everything from horse parts to tentacles. At one point a skull of the creature was thought to be found, and when science at the time could not definitively identify it - it looked like the legends were all too true.
