Hey! Have you heard the news that Mike Myers has pretty much signed up to star in a fourth Austin Powers film? We’re legally obliged to say ‘Groovy baby’ here or someone from a big Hollywood studio will leak our sex tape.
The Commie bastards.
Anyway, Myers isn’t the first person to rip-off Bond in the movies. Far from it! In fact, Bond is probably the most aped person in cinema history (don’t argue – we haven’t really thought about it and don’t rightly care). So what else is there? Well, let us just put it this way, in comparison to some Bond spoofs, Austin Powers almost looks like a documentary about spies.
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Mike Myers will once again reprise his role of Austin Powers in yet another movie about the manky gobbed secret agent. Not that he’s flogging a dead horse or anything. Of course, this gives everyone reporting on the whole thing the license to talk like some dick-head ’60s hipster.
So, yeah, he’s back, baby… OH YEAH! The shagulicious spymondo groovy dude is set to bring the vibes from waaaay out to blow your miiiiiind, which is totally a foxy chick or dude’s bag, daddio! Can you dig that? Is that how you cats swing? YEAH BABY YEAH!
Kill me now. Then watch the video that confirms all this gubbins over the jump.
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Mike Myers has gone from a childhood hero of hecklerspray to being one of the worst ‘comedians’ on this planet we call Earth.
So what does any actor do when they realise their popularity is at an all-time low – even lower than it was when nobody even knew who Mike Myers was? That’s right – they sign up for a role in a Quentin Tarantino movie. Works every time.
So it comes as no surprise that Wayne Campbell has joined the increasing ranks for Tarantino’s newest hype-machine, Inglorious Bastards. It’s a war film and it’s by Quentin Tarantino, so expect it to be quite insane and bring about countless complaints from idiots, while other idiots just talk as if it’s the greatest film that’s ever happened.
When it’s clear to anyone with sense that it isn’t offensive, it is good, but it isn’t the second coming.
It’s the Tarantino formula.
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