Articles tagged with: audition
With Video: America’s Next Top Cattle Stampede
America's Next Top Model is known for two things - delaying the credits for a full sixty minutes even though nothing seems to be happening, and sometimes ripping off that 24 show. Surely that last bit confused you - we're talking about the various bomb configurations Top Model management always forces their contestants to run from. As we understand it, this is an excellent way to tell if they're still photogenic while they think they're going to die. Take their recent bomb scare, for instance - it happened at a casting call, and let us tell you - most of those girls seemed very un-poised.
America's Next Top Model is known for two things - delaying the credits for a full sixty minutes even though nothing seems to be happening, and sometimes ripping off that 24 show. Surely that last bit confused you - we're talking about the various bomb configurations Top Model management always forces their contestants to run from. As we understand it, this is an excellent way to tell if they're still photogenic while they think they're going to die. Take their recent bomb scare, for instance - it happened at a casting call, and let us tell you - most of those girls seemed very un-poised.
Sorry Kids, Vanessa Hudgens Won’t Be In Twilight 2
Vanessa Hudgens is so multi-talented - she can sing, she can dance, she can pose naked on the internet. And, um, that's about it. But, sadly, the Twilight sequel doesn't require any of these talents, so Vanessa Hudgens won't star in it any more. Vanessa Hudgens has denied rumours that she auditioned for the role of Sexy Naked Lady Werewolf 4 in Twilight 2. Twilight fans will be thrilled - they never wanted an embarrassingly cheesy tween star like Vanessa in their movie to begin with. No, Twilight is all about embarrassingly faux-rebellious tween stars. And silly-haired pipecleaners. And that's how it'll stay, damnit!
Vanessa Hudgens is so multi-talented - she can sing, she can dance, she can pose naked on the internet. And, um, that's about it. But, sadly, the Twilight sequel doesn't require any of these talents, so Vanessa Hudgens won't star in it any more. Vanessa Hudgens has denied rumours that she auditioned for the role of Sexy Naked Lady Werewolf 4 in Twilight 2. Twilight fans will be thrilled - they never wanted an embarrassingly cheesy tween star like Vanessa in their movie to begin with. No, Twilight is all about embarrassingly faux-rebellious tween stars. And silly-haired pipecleaners. And that's how it'll stay, damnit!
Ali Lohan Destroys the Internet by Accident, Using the Power of Porn
Why we're surprised by this, we simply do not know. It isn't like things on the internet, or in the news media in general are reported in a straightforward, to the point and down the line fashion now, is it? So it shouldn't be surprising to see that a story circulating about Ali Lohan - Lindsay's sister - has brought the internets to near meltdown. And why? Because there's porn involved.
Why we're surprised by this, we simply do not know. It isn't like things on the internet, or in the news media in general are reported in a straightforward, to the point and down the line fashion now, is it? So it shouldn't be surprising to see that a story circulating about Ali Lohan - Lindsay's sister - has brought the internets to near meltdown. And why? Because there's porn involved.
