You may still be perplexed about Kris Allen winning American Idol. If you are, we have some wonderful news.
That news is this – you clearly have nothing to do apart from fret over the result of a rubbish television show that you can come and mow our lawn for free if you like. Oh, and also it might have been AT&T that gypped Adam Lambert out of winning American Idol.
Obviously it might have also been the fact that Adam Lambert pulls a face like a fat baby choking on a shoelace when he sings, but let’s blame AT&T anyway.
