Worthwhile and slightly less so.

Folded:

• Haiti Earthquake Fundraiser @ The Roundhouse (buy your tickets here. Charlie Brooker’s going if you need cynicism in your midst)
• Apple iPad (it’s a lovely fat iPhone)
• Vacuum cleaners (If you haven’t left home yet, for goodness sake do so and buy one. They look like jet packs now)
• Assassin’s Creed 2 ending (brilliantly ‘out there’. This fella on YouTube has a rough handle on what it all means, even if his spelling is beyond atrocious)
• Newswipe (funnier and more accessible than the last series, i.e. more Brit gags that some of us without 450 channels can follow)

Creased:

• Sticking a screen protector on a BlackBerry (may cause insanity via ‘fiddly bugger’ syndrome)
• Apple iPad (they are due another fall)
• The Book of Eli (shocking. Really, really shocking)
• Orange cinema ads have now completely lost the plot (hard to believe they were actually funny at one stage)
• Why do all female newsreaders at the BBC look the same? (might be the bland bob helmet hairstyle they all choose in order to appear ‘professional’)