David Letterman is good at his job… his job being that he’s supposed to be vaguely sarcastic yet warm and mock the affair he had behind his wife’s back. He’s a pretty good egg all in all. However, he’s about to die.
See, ol’ Letterman likes making jokes about terrorists. And quite right too! They’re a hilarious bunch (although, their punchlines could do with some work. We haven’t quite worked out how to laugh at a video of someone having their head hacked off… yet).
Of course, if you mock terrorists, they get angry. All they want is to be taken seriously. They are no laughing matter. They have nailbombs and virgins awaiting them. And so, cross these chaps and they’ll kill you. And they’ve decided they will assassinate David Letterman.
