One of my favourite celerity couples, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher, welcomed their second child on Wednesday, November 30th. Ashton announced the birth of their son on his website, also revealing his name: Dimitri Portwood Kutcher.
It’s not my favourite celebrity baby name, but given that the newest Kardashian baby’s name is Dream, I’ll let Dimitri slide. And even though Portwood will forever remind me of that trashy bitch, Amber Portwood, from Teen Mom, I’ll let that slide, too, just because I like Mila that much.
A few weeks ago when Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher got engaged, a lot of people (including myself) started dropping the “b” word because we just couldn’t understand why Kunis would be idiotic enough to get married to a dude who blatantly couldn’t keep it in his pants during his last marriage.? They refused to come right out and deny that Mila was indeed knocked up, which 99% of the time in Hollywood is the passive?way of saying “yes.”
So, as you all know by now, hot babe/super talented actress, Mila Kunis and hot babe/zero talent actor, Ashton Kutcher are engaged. As much as I love Mila and feel nothing for Ashton, I get this match. They’ve been working together since she was 14-years-old, and he was allegedly her first tongue kiss (ok, it was on-screen, but still), so in a way it’s actually kind of sweet that they ended up together.
With Katy Perry dumping John Mayer’s douchey ass this week, I was hoping the flood gates would open and a ton more celebrities would end their crappy relationships.? However, instead of following suit and losing the?185 pounds of talentless creeper dick she’s been carrying around, Mila Kunis has decided to gain 2 ounces on her left hand and get engaged to Ashton Kutcher.
Ashton Kutcher has decided it is time for him to man up and start calling out some of his haters.? Of course there are a shit ton of these people, which makes a lot of sense when you are an?incredibly untalented philandering actor who is still managing to make bank.? There are so many options for Ashton to choose from.
Mila Kunis obviously has a case of the “BUT I CAN CHANGE HIM”itis and she has it hard.? It is the only way to explain her relationship with Ashton Kutcher.? He is kind of good looking, so I get tapping-it-for-a-while-just-to-say-you-did, but to actually engage in a long term relationship with him?? Kunis either has very low expectations or Kutcher has gotten better with hiding his bullshit.
Stunning actress Demi Moore turned fifty over the weekend … that's right, fifty years old. It's hard to believe that Jules is practically a senior citizen, but it’s true. Back in the old days, Demi was?hot as shit. She was so?gorgeous that Robert Redford was willing to pay $1 million to nail her. She was even hot as a bald Navy Seal.
