Articles tagged with: Ashton Kutcher
Twitter Tuesday: The Movie Types
It’s not surprising there are so many movie stars and directors on Twitter. Well, let’s face it, they have not got much else to do, have they? Doing two movies a year, the odd junket and endless parties is hardly the most demanding schedule. So why not spend some of your time annoying the hell out of them? To help you in your task, we have provided a list of Hollywood stars who somehow find the time to regularly update their Twitter accounts. Oh, and for some reason we also included John Mayer. Enjoy!
It’s not surprising there are so many movie stars and directors on Twitter. Well, let’s face it, they have not got much else to do, have they? Doing two movies a year, the odd junket and endless parties is hardly the most demanding schedule. So why not spend some of your time annoying the hell out of them? To help you in your task, we have provided a list of Hollywood stars who somehow find the time to regularly update their Twitter accounts. Oh, and for some reason we also included John Mayer. Enjoy!
Rumer Willis Wanted The Boinky-Boink With Ashton Kutcher
Being Rumer Willis is probably one of the hardest jobs in the world - there's that moronic name, for starters. And the genetic fluke that's means she looks like a wartime cartoon of Mussolini. And, worst of all, Rumer Willis has to deal with her mother Demi Moore larking around with Ashton Kutcher like a scene from a bad MILF porno. We don't feel sorry for Rumer Willis because she has to put up with Ashton Kutcher's gormless babbling, though - we feel sorry for her because she had a crush on Ashton as a child, and is therefore probably clinically insane.
Being Rumer Willis is probably one of the hardest jobs in the world - there's that moronic name, for starters. And the genetic fluke that's means she looks like a wartime cartoon of Mussolini. And, worst of all, Rumer Willis has to deal with her mother Demi Moore larking around with Ashton Kutcher like a scene from a bad MILF porno. We don't feel sorry for Rumer Willis because she has to put up with Ashton Kutcher's gormless babbling, though - we feel sorry for her because she had a crush on Ashton as a child, and is therefore probably clinically insane.
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher Maybe Not So Kabbalah-y Anymore
Wow, are you really still wearing that infuriating red Kabbalah string on your wrist and drinking that bottled Kabbalah water? That is so five minutes ago. Kabbalah’s out, you know.
And how can we be so sure it’s out? Because two of the religion’s biggest celebrity zealots, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, seem to have abandoned the Kabbalah ship.
That’s what we’d have done, too. Kabbalah doesn’t have near as nice a ship as the Scientology cruise ship, Freewinds, anyway.
