Articles tagged with: Ashley Olsen
Mary-Kate Olsen Demands Immunity: World Raises Collective Eyebrow
The loss of innocence is a big thing in the life, marking the point when they stop being a child and truly become an adult. When it comes to the world of celebrities, however, this distinction is harder to make. Thank golly gosh for the Olsens then, who we've been able to watch all their lives as they became adults! With problems! The latest occurrence in Mary-Kate Olsen's quest for womanhood has come as she seeks immunity from prosecution in the investigation into Heath Ledger's death earlier this year. Oh how she's grown!
The loss of innocence is a big thing in the life, marking the point when they stop being a child and truly become an adult. When it comes to the world of celebrities, however, this distinction is harder to make. Thank golly gosh for the Olsens then, who we've been able to watch all their lives as they became adults! With problems! The latest occurrence in Mary-Kate Olsen's quest for womanhood has come as she seeks immunity from prosecution in the investigation into Heath Ledger's death earlier this year. Oh how she's grown!
Lindsay Lohan To Ashley Olsen: Never Greet My Friends, Wench-Bag!
Throughout the ages one thing and one thing only has kept the world spinning - friendship. Yes, friendship is such a powerful force that it last through war and bloodshed, through pestilence and turmoil. And if you are blessed enough to have a friendship with say, a chain smoking girl DJ with whom you share a Facebook account last name, well you are lucky indeed. It's because those are the kinds of friends that last. And you gotta keep other people away from those friends too. That's because those are the type of friends everybody wants for themselves. Lindsay Lohan knows this. Yesterday we reported that she recently used vulgarity and possibly a little alcohol puke in the corner of her mouth to rescue her greatest chum from the talons of an Olsen twin who was just about to fly away with her forever. People, we've found the Facebook page.
Throughout the ages one thing and one thing only has kept the world spinning - friendship. Yes, friendship is such a powerful force that it last through war and bloodshed, through pestilence and turmoil. And if you are blessed enough to have a friendship with say, a chain smoking girl DJ with whom you share a Facebook account last name, well you are lucky indeed. It's because those are the kinds of friends that last. And you gotta keep other people away from those friends too. That's because those are the type of friends everybody wants for themselves. Lindsay Lohan knows this. Yesterday we reported that she recently used vulgarity and possibly a little alcohol puke in the corner of her mouth to rescue her greatest chum from the talons of an Olsen twin who was just about to fly away with her forever. People, we've found the Facebook page.
Lance Armstrong And Ashley Olsen: An Inconceivable Truth
Pop quiz, kids. Pencils at the ready...
Question: what do you do to generate buzz about yourself when you are a big-time celebrity who has fallen out of the spotlight, and hasn’t accomplished anything press worthy for quite a while?
Answer: Why, you strike up the most unlikely, brow raising, gag reflex-stimulating romance you can think of, like the one between Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen that seems to be brewing. No, really. It looks as if it's true.
We also would have accepted an answer of ‘ewwwwww’.
