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Ashley Greene Nudes – All the Leaked and Real Photos Here (43 PICS)

Ashley Greene has magnificent breasts. Nothing else matters. Yes, she’s that sparkly vampire in the horrible Twilight movies. Pretty much the only reason why we suffered through them.

We’ve always been huge fans of Ashley Greene. Maybe its her perfectly shaped facial features. Maybe it’s her pretty girl-girly voice. If there was a poll, she’ll probably be top 5 in the ideal celebrity girlfriends category. Just look at her. Too hot.

In 2009, nude cellphone selfies of Greene along with leaked nudes of other celebs were leaked online and caused quite a stir. Ever since then, she’s been pretty conservative when it comes nudity… that is until the TV series Rogue in 2016.

Demi Lovato Had A Hilarious Nervous Breakdown

April 15th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Demi Lovato may well be a young, tender and impressionable woman, but we can all take great joy in her having personal issues because she worked for Disney and it is completely fine to mock anyone who came through its ranks.

Why? Don’t ask us. We didn’t make the rules. Like Blue Peter presenters, if they’re to be roundly hooted at when they balls-up in life.

And so, Lovato’s anguish of what she described as a “nervous breakdown” may well be upsetting normally, the fact that she’s Mickey Mouse’s spawn makes the whole thing rather hilarious! SHE WANTED TO DIE! HAHAHA! WHAT A HOOT!

Joe Jonas Is Not Gay And Has Split Up With Ashley Greene (Cue Slurs)

March 18th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene have, crushingly, called time on their romance. What will us plebs aspire to now in matters of the heart. For here, we lie jaded, broken and listlessly twitching on our knees, wondering if true love even exists anymore.

It is gone, blown away on a cruel, tender breeze along with our hopes which are fading like the last lingering flickers of the day as the sun sets in all of our hearts.

And Joe Jonas (who may or may not be pictured right, we’ve no idea which clone we’ve featured) is totally not a great big gay. Okay? He’s not. He’s really not a massive gay. Just to clear that up.

Ashley Greene And Joe Jonas Go On A Date – Thousands Killed As A Result

February 1st, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Imagine, if you will, two people going on a date which involves sushi. Of course, your first thought is that, provided they’re not Japanese, they should probably be strung-up or lamped with a bat of some kind.

That aside, the news that people are on a date which involves food isn’t too Earth shattering is it?

Well, you haven’t heard the story of Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas dropping in for a late-night meal in Baton Rouge which ended up killing over three-thousand people. No, honestly.

Quite Why Demi Lovato And Ashley Greene Fought Over Joe Jonas Is A Mystery, But Bitchy Emails Were Exchanged

December 23rd, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

It doesn’t matter if you’re a vaguely famous human, you’re still a human. That means you’re still prone to being an unreasonable, ratty, snarky prick. Take troubled Disney star (we’re legally obliged to say that every time we mention her name) Demi Lovato for example. She’s been acting like a tool after being dumped by a Jonas Brother.

She sent a bitchy email, probably flooding her keyboard with mascara filled fluid, to her ex-Joe Jonas’ current beau Ashley Greene.

Apparently, Lovato was so pissed-off by the Clone-ass Brother’s decision to date Ashley Greene and… well… his decision to flaunt her and rub Lovato’s nose in it like forcing a puppy’s face in its own excrement when it makes a mess of the new rug, that she fired off what has been described as “a very nasty e-mail” to Greene.

Ashley Greene To Scream For Scream 4?

May 23rd, 2010 By David Schwartz

Ashley Greene is very close to joining the cast of Scream 4.

The Twilight nobody, who became a somebody after naked pictures of her came out on the internet, has been offered to step into Neve Campbell?s shoes in Wes Craven?s fourth instalment of the annoying horror franchise.

Heroes star Hayden Panettiere and yet another malnourished Culkin brother, Rory, will be joining Greene is getting sliced up with a huge knife ? which, ironically, was how hecklerspray felt throughout the whole of Scream 3.

Two Twilight Stars You’ve Never Heard Of Still In Twilight!

May 20th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

Imagine what it’s like being a star of Twilight who isn’t Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart or Taylor Lautner.

It must be crap. The producers could replace you whenever they wanted, you’re constantly being overshadowed on the red carpet, and nobody has so much as urinated down themselves for you, let alone carved a rudimentary image of your face into their forearm with the remnants of a broken milk bottle. Yep, being a peripheral Twilight figure must be crap.

But at least it’s well paid. After some frosty contract negotiations, Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz – who play two vaguely inessential characters in the Twilight franchise – have finally signed up to star in Breaking Dawn for a highly increased fee. So when you come to watch Breaking Dawn, be thankful that Greene and Lutz are in it instead of two other people who are just as equally forgettable but slightly less greedy.

Twilight: Now Ashley Greene Gets Naked On The Internet Too

August 11th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

In the space of seven days we’ve seen Vanessa Hudgens naked and Miley Cyrus poledancing. That’s sexy. Or uncomfortably creepy.

Let’s go with creepy. But this disturbing tweeny flesh parade isn’t over yet. Now Ashley Greene – who plays Alice in the Twilight movies – has become the latest celebrity to find naked pictures of herself dumped onto the internet. Honestly, some people will do anything to get noticed by Robert Pattinson.

The naked photos have horrified Ashley Greene. Her naked body is sacred, and only for the people who’ll watch the crappy thrillers she’ll make once her career goes tits up.