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5 Celebrities Who Look Better After Plastic Surgery

September 30th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

In the past, I’ve written blogs about various celebrities who have really fucked up their faces and bodies with plastic surgery because, let’s be real, some of them have made a real mess of themselves (I’m looking at you, Tara Reid), or even just kind of ruined their naturally nice looks (sorry Kim K, but I’ve always felt you’ve gone one nose job too far).

However, for some people, a little plastic surgery has gone a long way and they actually look really good. Though I’m not a huge fan of plastic surgery, I get why people want to do it, especially when their looks are constantly being picked apart in the spotlight. Here are some celebs that did plastic surgery right. (Okay, so it’s mostly just nose jobs)

A Bunch Of Second Rate Celebs Got Hitched This Weekend

September 9th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Ashlee Simpson, Jenny McCarthy, and Gabrielle Union all became official “Mrs'” this weekend to their equally unimportant significant others.?? Not that any wedding would really matter after BRANGELINA tied the knot, but these were all super blah to read about.

But man can I just say, there is nothing more annoying than people planning big ass shit you feel obligated to go to during long weekends.? Like I want to spend my relaxing 3 day weekend at your wedding, pay a buttload of money in the form of a gift, just to eat some under-seasoned chicken and potatoes.? I really have to change out of my yoga pants for this shit? Come on.

10 Celebs Who Completely Changed Their Faces

June 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

In Hollywood, getting a touch up here and there is basically the norm. Very few people haven’t had a least a little something done. However, some people take it too far or make one move that completely changes their faces and looks forever (case in point: the entire Jackson family).

The following 10 celebrities may not look bas, necessarily, but they sure don’t look the same as they did when they became famous. Occasionally, their change is for the better, but, for the most part, everyone ends up looking like cats (why does plastic surgery make everyone look like a fucking cat, AMIRITE?!)

10 Celebs with Sexier Talented Younger Siblings

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Older siblings tend to get more attention than younger siblings. Believe me, I know, I’m the oldest of four kids. In the entertainment industry, a lot of older siblings tend to get more credit for being more talented and attractive (Beyonce and Solange, anyone?), but sometimes, a little brother or sister not only out hots their older sibling, they also out talent them.

Here are 10 younger siblings that are getting noticed all on their own for not only being mega hot, but also finding their own success away from the shadow of their older brother or sister. These guys aren’t just stepping out of their older sibling’s shadow, they’re starting to cast their own.

Pete Wentz And Ashlee Simpson Go To Court And Something Something Something

March 9th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Lisping, limp-wristed rocknut Pete Wentz got divorced from candy floss brained Ashlee Simpson and everyone remembered how surprised they were when they heard the pair were getting married in the first place.

What did some emo ballbag ever have in common with a glazed cherry of a woman? Apart from the mutual simpletonry of course?

Either way, the pair slowly closed their mouths and blinked into the sunlight while it quietly dawned on them that, in fact, they didn’t have a damn thing in common apart from some offspring. So they decided to split and now they’re having incredibly polite arguments in court (the most they’ve ever spoken to each other, ever).

Pete Wentz And Ashley Simpson Are Getting Divorced, Proving That Stupid And Stupid Doesn’t Always Go

February 10th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson have filed for divorce because, in their own sweet way, they’re both insanely irritating and gaspingly thick. C’mon, ‘Champagne For My Real Friend, Real Pain For My Sham Friends’ is a song title so bad that the English language itself has reportedly tried to commit suicide.

Of course, the pair are citing that age-old, trusted reason of ?irreconcilable differences? as the reason for the break-up.

The world mourns the loss of this shining example of everything that is great about humankind, clearly.

Pete Wentz Is Back! Wait… Who?

January 27th, 2011 By Kris Silver

The organisers of Hard Rock Calling, that sort of festival like thing that happens in Hyde Park every summer that isn't the O2 Wireless festival, have decided that former Fall Out Boy bassist and pioneer of the musical equivalent of object d?, Pete Wentz, is a suitable choice for a battle of the bands judge.

Right? RIGHT?

If you're lucky enough to have forgotten the mid noughties, here?s a crash course in all things Pete Wentz:

Ashlee Simpson Not Even Good Enough For Melrose Place Now

October 23rd, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Getting people to watch the remade Melrose Place must be like putting a pig in a dress and asking strangers to hump it.

How can you improve it? Short of burning it to the ground and praying that nobody remembers it even existed, you probably can’t. But, hey the Melrose Place producers are a tenacious bunch, and they’re not giving up without a fight. By which we mean they’ve sacked Ashlee Simpson. Makes sense.

At least now we won’t have to think of the show as Melrose Place: Starring Ashlee Simpson any more. It’ll be Melrose Place: Starring, Oh, You Know, That Guy. You Know The One. That Guy Who Did That Thing. And A Girl. It’s much better.

Ashlee Simpson Gets $2 Million To Show People Her Stupid Baby

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

If you’re named Bronx Mowgli Wentz, it’s a given that you’ll end up either in therapy or buying a great big bag of guns.

Both outcomes are hideously expensive – any therapy you had would last for decades and the legal bills you’d rack up from climbing a clocktower and blasting away indiscriminately at strangers for an hour as revenge for the years of teasing would be immense – so it’s just as well that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have already worked out a way to set Bronx Mowgli Wentz up with a fortune.

According to reports, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz could command anything up to $2 million from magazines in exchange for exclusive photos of the baby. The money would go a long way to help clean up all the gallons of poo, pee, snot and runny vomit that the couple have found themselves living amid this last week. Or they could use it to wipe up the mess that baby Bronx Mowgli made instead. It’s up to them.

No Free BMW For Baby Bronx Mowgli Wentz

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

And there we were thinking that Ashlee Simpson called her baby Bronx Mowgli Wentz because she hates it and wants it to be bullied forever.

How wrong we were. According to some reports, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz may have settled on Bronx Mowgli Wentz because then they’d have a baby with the initials BMW, vastly increasing the chance of BMW giving the couple a new car as a way of thanking them for the unofficial endorsement of their brand.

But that hasn’t happened. A BMW spokesman has been quoted as saying that Bronx Mowgli Wentz wouldn’t be getting a free car, not even on his 16th birthday. You know what this means, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz? It’s back to the drawing board. In nine months’ time, baby Tassimo Easyjet Argos PlayStation Tizer Wentz is going to turn your luck around!