Articles tagged with: arse
This week's rematch between Tom Cruise and Oprah Winfrey looks set to be the most exciting self-serving marketing stunt of the year! However, we didn't know what Tom Cruise and Oprah were going to discuss during Tom's interview - until now. Because now it seems like it's mostly about Tom Cruise's arse. Part of Oprah's interview - conducted at Tom Cruise's Colorado home - involved Oprah riding on Tom's snowmobile, an experience that left Oprah blithering on about Tom Cruise's butt and adding that she now knows what Katie Holmes sees in him. Financial gain despite an outwardly unconvincing relationship? Yep, actually that sounds about right.
The human body is a brilliant thing - apart from enabling us to do major stuff like walking, eating and breathing, various parts of our body can also be used for immature fun.
Take the bottom for example. There are tons of alternative words for this piece of flesh. Ass, arse, batty, behind, booty and bum are just some of the brilliant ways to describe it. Sometimes you may have to come to terms with your own bottom while having a shower in the morning. There you see yourself in all your hideous glory. So it’s not like you’d be shocked to see an image of an arse on TV, is it? Apparently so.
NYPD Blue recently showed an episode which depicted a female arse. Not a problem you’d think. Well it is, and there may be some punishment to the network ABC.
When Angelina Jolie made Beowulf, she knew she was making the tricky transition between 'ultra-earnest humanitarian actress' to 'mostly-naked computer-generated Old English mythical half-sex lizard from the year 700 AD.'
And of all the transitions a woman can make, it's probably the hardest one - one minute you're crying over pictures of sad third-world orphans and the next minute you're having your head chopped off by Ray Winstone's virtual sword in a sexy way - but it's one that Angelina Jolie can make without even breaking her stride. And how did Angelina Jolie do this? By turning up to the London Beowulf premiere in a pair of leather trousers so skin-tight that her bum-stitches burst wide open, forcing Brad Pitt to spend the rest of the evening trying to cover up Angelina's arse-spillage with his hands, that's how!
