Articles tagged with: Arrested celebrities
Stupid Law & Order Actor Tries To Take Gun Onto Plane
Plane security is so confusing - medicine is OK, but not hair gel or toothpaste or, as it turns out, loaded unregistered semiautomatic handguns. We only know this, though, because former Law & Order actor Dennis Farina tried to board a plane with a loaded unregistered semiautomatic handgun in his briefcase and was promptly arrested for it. Although some are accusing Dennis Farina of gross stupidity almost to the point of mental illness for trying to take a loaded gun onto a plane, we actually couldn't disagree more - Farina's arrest has just closed down another airport security loophole. In fact, we wouldn't be surprised if he's just unwitting foiled Al Qaeda's latest sneaky plan to hijack a bunch of planes by hiding loaded guns in terrorists' briefcases. He deserves your credit.
Plane security is so confusing - medicine is OK, but not hair gel or toothpaste or, as it turns out, loaded unregistered semiautomatic handguns. We only know this, though, because former Law & Order actor Dennis Farina tried to board a plane with a loaded unregistered semiautomatic handgun in his briefcase and was promptly arrested for it. Although some are accusing Dennis Farina of gross stupidity almost to the point of mental illness for trying to take a loaded gun onto a plane, we actually couldn't disagree more - Farina's arrest has just closed down another airport security loophole. In fact, we wouldn't be surprised if he's just unwitting foiled Al Qaeda's latest sneaky plan to hijack a bunch of planes by hiding loaded guns in terrorists' briefcases. He deserves your credit.
DMX Arrested Again, For Just About Everything
We know this is confusing, but sit tight and we'll try and explain - although DMX was arrested on Wednesday, he's now been arrested for something else entirely. Wednesday's arrest was for speeding, but his time DMX was arrested on suspicion of animal cruelty and drug possession after a SWAT team raided his house on Friday morning and found five pit bull puppies and half a pound of cannabis. So, to try and help east the confusion a little, we've come up with a little rhyme to help you keep track of DMX's arrests: If DMX was busted Wednesday last, he's been caught driving cars too fast; if DMX is busted on Friday morn, the partially-burnt carcasses of mistreated pets were found on his lawn. We're available for hire, you know.
We know this is confusing, but sit tight and we'll try and explain - although DMX was arrested on Wednesday, he's now been arrested for something else entirely. Wednesday's arrest was for speeding, but his time DMX was arrested on suspicion of animal cruelty and drug possession after a SWAT team raided his house on Friday morning and found five pit bull puppies and half a pound of cannabis. So, to try and help east the confusion a little, we've come up with a little rhyme to help you keep track of DMX's arrests: If DMX was busted Wednesday last, he's been caught driving cars too fast; if DMX is busted on Friday morn, the partially-burnt carcasses of mistreated pets were found on his lawn. We're available for hire, you know.
DMX Continues To Drive Cars Like A Bellend
There are plenty of places you don't want to see DMX - like in a movie, for example. Actually, mainly a movie. Seriously, have you seen Father Of Lies? But one other place where you don't want to see DMX is anywhere where he has access to a car. Because, by christ, DMX is a titting maniac when he gets behind the wheel of a car. DMX has already been arrested perhaps a million times in the past for driving like a berserk twonk, and now he's flipping well at it again. DMX has been arrested for bombing up and down an Arizona freeway at 114mph. There's just something so warmly familiar about hearing that DMX has been driving like a dickhead again, isn't there? It's like putting on a comfortable pair of slippers, albeit a large metal and glass pair of slippers on wheels that are being driven by a monumental turdhole.
There are plenty of places you don't want to see DMX - like in a movie, for example. Actually, mainly a movie. Seriously, have you seen Father Of Lies? But one other place where you don't want to see DMX is anywhere where he has access to a car. Because, by christ, DMX is a titting maniac when he gets behind the wheel of a car. DMX has already been arrested perhaps a million times in the past for driving like a berserk twonk, and now he's flipping well at it again. DMX has been arrested for bombing up and down an Arizona freeway at 114mph. There's just something so warmly familiar about hearing that DMX has been driving like a dickhead again, isn't there? It's like putting on a comfortable pair of slippers, albeit a large metal and glass pair of slippers on wheels that are being driven by a monumental turdhole.
Amy Winehouse Arrested For That Crazy Crack Video
You might want to sit down for this - apparently Amy Winehouse has been known to occasionally take drugs. We know, we were shocked when we found out, too. But apparently it's true, because Amy Winehouse was last night arrested and bailed in connection with that secretly-filmed video of her appearing to smoke crack in her flat from earlier this year. There's a slim chance that Amy Winehouse could face jail after this arrest, which we'd actually be OK with. Hopefully her incarceration will be timed to coincide with the release of her husband Blake Fielder-Civil. That way Blake can start sleeping with a boy who looks like little Ben Mitchell from EastEnders while she's locked up, to see how she likes it. Revenge is sweet! And quite disturbing to think about!
You might want to sit down for this - apparently Amy Winehouse has been known to occasionally take drugs. We know, we were shocked when we found out, too. But apparently it's true, because Amy Winehouse was last night arrested and bailed in connection with that secretly-filmed video of her appearing to smoke crack in her flat from earlier this year. There's a slim chance that Amy Winehouse could face jail after this arrest, which we'd actually be OK with. Hopefully her incarceration will be timed to coincide with the release of her husband Blake Fielder-Civil. That way Blake can start sleeping with a boy who looks like little Ben Mitchell from EastEnders while she's locked up, to see how she likes it. Revenge is sweet! And quite disturbing to think about!
Dennis Rodman Busted For Domestic Battery Shenanigans
Dennis Rodman has always come off as a lovely chap - the sort of man who wouldn't hurt a fly. So it's a shock to hear that Dennis Rodman, the 6'6" heavily-tattooed and facially-pierced athlete turned part-time wrestler and reality TV show star, has been arrested on suspicion of attacking his girlfriend during a drunken incident in a Los Angeles hotel. We're genuinely stunned by this news. We've seen Dennis Rodman on TV over the past few years, and he just doesn't look the sort. It's utterly implausible from however you look at it. Dennis Rodman has a girlfriend? An actual real girlfriend? We don't buy it for a second.
Dennis Rodman has always come off as a lovely chap - the sort of man who wouldn't hurt a fly. So it's a shock to hear that Dennis Rodman, the 6'6" heavily-tattooed and facially-pierced athlete turned part-time wrestler and reality TV show star, has been arrested on suspicion of attacking his girlfriend during a drunken incident in a Los Angeles hotel. We're genuinely stunned by this news. We've seen Dennis Rodman on TV over the past few years, and he just doesn't look the sort. It's utterly implausible from however you look at it. Dennis Rodman has a girlfriend? An actual real girlfriend? We don't buy it for a second.
Some CSI Bloke In More Exciting Than CSI Drug Bust
Just watching more than one episode of CSI per lifetime is enough to turn anyone into a snarling drug-addicted mess, so imagine actually starring in it. Seriously, it must mess you up something rotten. Let's take any CSI actor completely at random and see what starring in CSI has done to them. Let's randomly pick, say, Gary Dourdan. It turns out that Gary Dourdan has been arrested for being asleep in his car with heroin, cocaine, Ecstasy and several assorted prescription drugs in his possession. And we chose Gary Dourdan entirely at random. Good job we didn't pick David Caruso, really - just look what being in CSI has done to his hair.
Just watching more than one episode of CSI per lifetime is enough to turn anyone into a snarling drug-addicted mess, so imagine actually starring in it. Seriously, it must mess you up something rotten. Let's take any CSI actor completely at random and see what starring in CSI has done to them. Let's randomly pick, say, Gary Dourdan. It turns out that Gary Dourdan has been arrested for being asleep in his car with heroin, cocaine, Ecstasy and several assorted prescription drugs in his possession. And we chose Gary Dourdan entirely at random. Good job we didn't pick David Caruso, really - just look what being in CSI has done to his hair.
Amy Winehouse Cautioned For Nutting That Good Samaritan
Amy Winehouse has done and got herself arrested. According to Sky News, the beehived-bandit spent last night in police custody on suspicion of the minor act of girl-assault and has been released this morning with a caution. Which basically means that her punishment (for headbutting one man who was reportedly trying to help her by hailing a taxi and punching another man in the face during an argument over a pool table) is that for the next five years she’ll have to tick the largely inconsequential ‘yes I got a caution’ box when travelling through customs. And as if that wasn’t punishment enough, it also all but ends her dreams of being accepted into the police force.
Amy Winehouse has done and got herself arrested. According to Sky News, the beehived-bandit spent last night in police custody on suspicion of the minor act of girl-assault and has been released this morning with a caution. Which basically means that her punishment (for headbutting one man who was reportedly trying to help her by hailing a taxi and punching another man in the face during an argument over a pool table) is that for the next five years she’ll have to tick the largely inconsequential ‘yes I got a caution’ box when travelling through customs. And as if that wasn’t punishment enough, it also all but ends her dreams of being accepted into the police force.
Police Want Richie Sambora Up For Child Endangerment
In the past the nearest you could get Bon Jovi to child endangerment involved playing Blaze Of Glory at a toddler until it cried and/or crapped itself. But not any more - not since Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora was arrested for driving his Hummer around Laguna Beach all shitfaced with his 10-year-old daughter in the passenger seat. Unsurprisingly the police have taken a rather dim view to it all, and have recommended that prosecutors go all out to hit him with a misdemeanor child endangerment charge. But, really, whatever criminal charges may or may not be be brought against him, Richie Sambora will have to live with the emotional upset that comes with knowing that he endangered the life of his daughter in a moment of stupidity. And, on top of the emotional upset he's already got from being in a really rubbish band, that's going to be quite a lot of upset.
In the past the nearest you could get Bon Jovi to child endangerment involved playing Blaze Of Glory at a toddler until it cried and/or crapped itself. But not any more - not since Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora was arrested for driving his Hummer around Laguna Beach all shitfaced with his 10-year-old daughter in the passenger seat. Unsurprisingly the police have taken a rather dim view to it all, and have recommended that prosecutors go all out to hit him with a misdemeanor child endangerment charge. But, really, whatever criminal charges may or may not be be brought against him, Richie Sambora will have to live with the emotional upset that comes with knowing that he endangered the life of his daughter in a moment of stupidity. And, on top of the emotional upset he's already got from being in a really rubbish band, that's going to be quite a lot of upset.
