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Charlie Sheen’s Ex, Brooke Mueller, Does The Mental Coke Thing In His Place

by Mof Gimmers

When Charlie Sheen went mental, it was briefly hilarious. Basically, he rambled on about tiger blood and being made of win like a man babbling nonsense shortly before his death. It was a glorious and gruesome spectacle for us blood-baying dimwits. And then he went and spoiled it all by straightening himself out, going on [...]

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Paris Hilton Flaunts Her Vast Wealth In Bali Orphanage

by Mof Gimmers

It’s always nice when a grotesquely wealthy person goes to visit poor people. It gives them an ideal opportunity to perfect their worried, moved facial expressions. We’ve seen it with Angelina Jolie as she globetrots to the scrubbers. And now, Paris Hilton is taking time out of her busy holidaying schedule to go and cry [...]

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Matthew Fox Totally Didn’t Punch A Bus Driver On Her Minge

by Mof Gimmers

Matthew Fox has launched a countersuit against a bus driving woman who allegedly assaulted him during an incident in August. Do you remember the story which said Matthew Fox had been punching a woman on the boob and minge? Do you? We told you about it. It’s not our fault you’ve got a memory like [...]

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Video That Confirms That Jersey Shore Is A Giant Fake

by Mof Gimmers

For some reason, we’ve credited you slobs with some intelligence. Christ knows why. We’ve read the comments you leave. Either way, some of you ain’t so bad. Some of you have probably only seen Jersey Shore out of morbid curiosity. If you watched it, you probably thought ‘By Jove! This is faker than Kim Kardashian’s [...]

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Soulja Boy Tells Fans He’s Totally Innocent Of Drugs And Weapons Charges – Definitely Guilty Of Terrible Music Though

by Mof Gimmers

Soulja Boy, a chap who has made a career out of singing like a deaf cow having a giant pineapple inserted into its anus, is in trouble with the law. Great for the street-cred, not so good with the whole avoiding a raping in the prison showers. See, the ‘rapper’ (real name Clangy Van Heusen) [...]

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Beyonce Has Fake Baby Inside Her While Surrogate Suffers. Possibly.

by Mof Gimmers

Oh look at you, all pleased for Beyonce and Jay-Z for growing a lickle baby waby inside her. It’s amazing isn’t it? She’ll go from Best Woman In The World to Shoving Stupid Pictures Of Her Spawn All Over Her Stupid Facebook in one felled swoop. Of course, if you’ve been gawping at her, you [...]

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Sly Stone: From Family Stone To Homeless In A Van

by Mof Gimmers

For those who know their onions about music, they’ll no doubt be a fan of Sly Stone’s work with Sly And The Family Stone. Basically, Sly and his cohorts invented funk, melded rock and soul and completely tore the infamous Woodstock festival apart, knocking Jimi Hendrix and The Who into a cocked hat. However, while [...]

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Kelis Receives Apology From Boris Johnson For Racist Idiot

by Michael Park

You remember Boris Johnson, don’t you? He’s the blonde, mop-headed fool that bumbles his way through life from one gaffe to the next. He’s the Mayor of London too. You know, the one that had to be dragged, kicking and screaming, back from holiday during the riots. He’s a big pal of David Cameron. A [...]

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Nic Cage Woken By Naked Stranger On His Bed Brandishing Fudge

by Mof Gimmers

Hey! It’s Nicolas Cage! He’s the most aspirational man alive! Why? Because if someone with as scant ability like Nic can sustain a lengthy career in Hollywood, then you boy, are able to achieve absolutely anything you put your mind to. However, you might need a night terror or two to get you there. See, [...]

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John Galliano Is Officially A Filthy Moustachioed Jew Hater

by Mof Gimmers

Ridiculously dressed designer, John Galliano, has been found guilty of racist and anti-Semitic behaviour by a Paris court today, which means you can’t go around shouting your mouth off about Jews. Okay? Johnny G was facing charges of “casting public insults based on origin, religious affiliation, race or ethnicity” by French authorities and was ordered [...]

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