Uma Thurman has split up with her fiance Arpad Busson. Chances are you’re wondering who to feel most sorry for.
Should it be Uma Thurman? After all, this split means that she now has two failed marriages and one failed engagement behind her, which can’t be pleasant. Or should it be Arpad Busson, on the basis that he’s let another beautiful celebrity slip through his fingers?
No. You should feel more sorry for us. After all, now that she doesn’t have a multimillionaire hotelier to lean on, Uma Thurman is going to have to fend for herself financially. And you know what that means? My Super Ex-Girlfriend 2, that’s what it means. We’ve got the bum deal here.
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Well how about that – the way to Uma Thurman's heart doesn't involve drawing pictures of her digging your grave and tittering after all.
We'll be blown. Apparently if you want Uma Thurman to fall in love with you you should probably be a multimillionaire businessman who doesn't live in a car parked freakishly close to Uma Thurman's house. That's the tactic used by Arpad "Arki" Busson, anyway, and it's seemed to work for him.
That's because Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson have just announced their engagement. The news will come as a bitter to Uma Thurman's convicted stalker Jack Jordan, although it's not all bad news – he apparently hopes it'll be a long engagement so that he can turn up to the wedding with his special handmade confetti made from tiny little cutouts of disturbing headless brides.
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