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Arnold Schwarzenegger Wears Tastless T-Shirt Slating His Wife

August 10th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Arnold Schwarzenegger got caught with his pants down. Hardly surprising really seeing as his pants have been down for over a decade after it was discovered that he’d sired some kid with his housekeeper and kept it a massive, stinky secret.

Of course, when his wife found out, she didn’t hesitate in wanting him out of the house and set about divorcing him for lots of money.

While the divorce goes through, you’d think that Arnie would be showing a little humility and remorse. But he isn’t. Instead, as pictures below show, he’s more interested in slagging off Maria Shriver with a t-shirt slogan. That’s nice isn’t it?

Arnold Schwarzenegger Gives Up On America And His Marriage

May 10th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Now that Arnold Schwarzenegger has stopped playing at being a politician (seriously, what were you thinking California?), he no longer has to pretend that he’s a nice, upstanding bloke. It has taken him a mere 4 months to decide that, not only is he giving up caring about America, but also, his wife.

That’s right kiddiekins, Mr Schwarzenegger has left his wife – Maria Shriver – to… get this… “work on the future of our relationship”.

Yessir. It seems the best way to work on a relationship is to walk away with it.

Arnold Schwarzenegger To Play Withered Droid In New Terminator Movie

April 27th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a man with a surname so long that even he needs to check how you spell it online before signing anything. Of course, he’s also an idiot politician and actor, most famous for his role in the Terminator franchise.

And oddly, he’s going to go back to the role following his run as Governor of California.

That’s right. Arnie is going to show that even robots get horribly old and wizened, creaking at the joints and constantly on the prowl for cans of WD-40, so he can gamely chase after ageing dogs and punch holes through damp toilet paper, before delivering one-liners like “If you can’t stand the heat, stand further away from the heat” and “That’s the way the cookie crumbles… as in, I am chewing a cookie with my robot dentures.”