Articles tagged with: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Top 25 Hollywood Hardmen
They may be able to talk the talk – but can they really walk the walk? Hollywood movies are littered with so-called tough guys. But take away their stunt doubles, green screens and fake guns and what do you have left? Nic Cage? He's just a lanky streak of piss. Mel Gibson? Give me a break. Mark Wahlberg? Don't make us laugh. Tom Cruise? Now you really are taking the piss. Well, hecklerspray has come up with a list of Hollywood actors we think really could mix it with the best of them. These are Hollywood hardmen who really did live up to the name. Enjoy! And if you have a problem with our choices, we'll be waiting outside...
They may be able to talk the talk – but can they really walk the walk? Hollywood movies are littered with so-called tough guys. But take away their stunt doubles, green screens and fake guns and what do you have left? Nic Cage? He's just a lanky streak of piss. Mel Gibson? Give me a break. Mark Wahlberg? Don't make us laugh. Tom Cruise? Now you really are taking the piss. Well, hecklerspray has come up with a list of Hollywood actors we think really could mix it with the best of them. These are Hollywood hardmen who really did live up to the name. Enjoy! And if you have a problem with our choices, we'll be waiting outside...
Schwarzengger In Terminator Salvation? Nobody Knows, Or Cares
It had it all - a furious star, a nonsense story, an oddly-named director - but now Terminator Salvation has more. That's right - Arnold Schwarzenegger. Sort of. Even though it opens next month, Arnold Schwarzenegger still doesn't know if he'll be in Terminator Salvation or not. He might be, but only if producers insert footage from the first Terminator into the new film. Which is rubbish. We want Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator Salvation in real life, perhaps as a demonstration of the time Skynet got drunk and made a murderous robot that looked like a fat old man for a laugh.
It had it all - a furious star, a nonsense story, an oddly-named director - but now Terminator Salvation has more. That's right - Arnold Schwarzenegger. Sort of. Even though it opens next month, Arnold Schwarzenegger still doesn't know if he'll be in Terminator Salvation or not. He might be, but only if producers insert footage from the first Terminator into the new film. Which is rubbish. We want Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator Salvation in real life, perhaps as a demonstration of the time Skynet got drunk and made a murderous robot that looked like a fat old man for a laugh.
Schwarzenegger Believes People Will Still Pay To See Him Topless
Joyous news for people who just can't get enough of old men's saggy breasts on their movie screens: Sylvester Stallone has announced that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be starring in his upcoming film. A little bit of sick has just come up into our mouth. We knew that Stallone was a fan of whipping deceased stallions, but until now we thought Schwarzenegger had some pride. But something - the idea of recapturing his youth, the lure of making another bathful of quids, or the devastating effects of dementia - has convinced Arnie it would be a great idea for him to appear in Stallone's latest film.
Joyous news for people who just can't get enough of old men's saggy breasts on their movie screens: Sylvester Stallone has announced that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be starring in his upcoming film. A little bit of sick has just come up into our mouth. We knew that Stallone was a fan of whipping deceased stallions, but until now we thought Schwarzenegger had some pride. But something - the idea of recapturing his youth, the lure of making another bathful of quids, or the devastating effects of dementia - has convinced Arnie it would be a great idea for him to appear in Stallone's latest film.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Definitely In Terminator 4, Possibly
There are three types of Terminator - creepy liquid metal ones, ones that are female for no reason and Arnold Schwarzenegger. And, obviously, the only ones that matter a jot are the Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminators, because they speak a base amount of Spanish and occasionally use coffins to deflect machinegun fire. So it was with a heavy heart that we learnt that Arnold Schwarzenegger was probably too busy being a high-falluting politician to appear in the upcoming Terminator 4. But according to Terminator 4 director McG, Arnold Schwarzenegger will be appearing in the new movie - as a half-CGI, half-human hybrid Terminator, but only if ILM gets its act together. We don't know what part CGI Arnold Schwarzenegger will play in Terminator 4 but he's 61 now, so he'll probably be seen in the Terminator reject warehouse because a) his skin is too saggy and b) he looks a bit mid-life crisisy in a leather jacket.
There are three types of Terminator - creepy liquid metal ones, ones that are female for no reason and Arnold Schwarzenegger. And, obviously, the only ones that matter a jot are the Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminators, because they speak a base amount of Spanish and occasionally use coffins to deflect machinegun fire. So it was with a heavy heart that we learnt that Arnold Schwarzenegger was probably too busy being a high-falluting politician to appear in the upcoming Terminator 4. But according to Terminator 4 director McG, Arnold Schwarzenegger will be appearing in the new movie - as a half-CGI, half-human hybrid Terminator, but only if ILM gets its act together. We don't know what part CGI Arnold Schwarzenegger will play in Terminator 4 but he's 61 now, so he'll probably be seen in the Terminator reject warehouse because a) his skin is too saggy and b) he looks a bit mid-life crisisy in a leather jacket.
Paul Newman’s Dead – What Does Arnold Schwarzenegger Think?
This weekend, the world lost Paul Newman to cancer - a sad but hardly surprising piece of news, given his age and ill health. However, although he may have physically passed away, Paul Newman will never really die - he'll live on forever in our hearts and minds with both his indelible, iconic movie roles and also his yummo salad dressing. When someone as legendary as Paul Newman passes away, it's only natural for other celebrities to share their memories of the deceased with everyone. So, as such, we've decided to pass on perhaps the most relevant tribute of all - Paul Newman's co-star in Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid, The Sting and Termintor 3: Rise Of The Machines, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
This weekend, the world lost Paul Newman to cancer - a sad but hardly surprising piece of news, given his age and ill health. However, although he may have physically passed away, Paul Newman will never really die - he'll live on forever in our hearts and minds with both his indelible, iconic movie roles and also his yummo salad dressing. When someone as legendary as Paul Newman passes away, it's only natural for other celebrities to share their memories of the deceased with everyone. So, as such, we've decided to pass on perhaps the most relevant tribute of all - Paul Newman's co-star in Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid, The Sting and Termintor 3: Rise Of The Machines, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Predator 3. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yes. (Maybe).
You know what there's not enough of? Films about really old men titting around in the woods with an invisible alien that looks like Whoopi Goldberg. If you happen to agree with us then you're in for a treat - movie producer John Davis has decided to revive the Predator franchise. Not just that, but he wants to bring back the biggest star of any of the Predator movies at the same time. That's right - Gary Busey. No, wait, not Gary Busey. Arnold Schwarzenegger. John Davis wants to make Predator 3, and he wants Arnold Schwarzenegger to star in it. Predator 3 is far from official, mind you, because nobody knows what Arnold Schwarzenegger's long-term political goals are. Also, we assume it'll probably be quite hard to find anyone clever enough to write a film where the universe's most advanced game hunters have trouble outwitting a rich old bloke with a funny accent.
You know what there's not enough of? Films about really old men titting around in the woods with an invisible alien that looks like Whoopi Goldberg. If you happen to agree with us then you're in for a treat - movie producer John Davis has decided to revive the Predator franchise. Not just that, but he wants to bring back the biggest star of any of the Predator movies at the same time. That's right - Gary Busey. No, wait, not Gary Busey. Arnold Schwarzenegger. John Davis wants to make Predator 3, and he wants Arnold Schwarzenegger to star in it. Predator 3 is far from official, mind you, because nobody knows what Arnold Schwarzenegger's long-term political goals are. Also, we assume it'll probably be quite hard to find anyone clever enough to write a film where the universe's most advanced game hunters have trouble outwitting a rich old bloke with a funny accent.
Christian Bale Set To Save World From Robots
Christian Bale is used to battling with bloodthirsty robots bent on world domination – he works in Hollywood after all!
So signing up to be in the new Terminator movie should be a breeze for the Batman Begins star.
Reports suggest Christian Bale is close to agreeing a deal to play ‘mankind’s saviour’ John Connor in Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins, due to start filming in Budapest in April.
